[Click to view comic: 'CC 137: part 1']
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[Click to view comic: 'CC137: The World According to Money']

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[Click to view comic: 'Pirates vs. Scottish - Game 2']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Ass Pirate']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC 137 CD-ARRRRR.']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[Click to view comic: 'CC137: Pieces of silver']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'CC137: Yet another furry convention...']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC137: Captain Claus - Scourge of the Seven Seas (1)']
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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Since I can't fellate myself, I'll just join my own contest.

[Click to view comic: 'It's mutiny']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC137: Based on a typo by boorite...']

That typo was funnier when we first joked about it. Oh well.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Death on the High Seas']

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What others say about boorite!

I said pirates are comedy gold.

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 137: Because he's HARD like that.']

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

[Click to view comic: 'Book Report']

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That was so subtle it actually hurt.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Believe it or not, this was probably the first time I caught onto one of Kaufman's horrible puns before the first panel was even over. I'm afraid I have to count off major points on subtlety for this lack of proper form.

In that case, it was probably just me being slow.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

[Click to view comic: 'Buzzer Beater']
[Click to view comic: 'Willie goes on a rampage!']
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[Click to view comic: 'That's a Wrap']
[Click to view comic: 'CAN HE EVER BE STOPPED!!!']
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[Click to view comic: 'That's a wrap!']
[Click to view comic: 'If he was immortal, he'd be the perfect killing machine.']
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[Click to view comic: 'Willie Stargell and the Search for East']
[Click to view comic: 'You're on your own, cat.']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Raiders Throughout the Ages']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

israphael - that was a truly amazing comic... excellent!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

[Click to view comic: 'Stream of Conscoiusness']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC137: Arrbonics']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Believe it or not, this was probably the first time I caught onto one of Kaufman's horrible puns before the first panel was even over. I'm afraid I have to count off major points on subtlety for this lack of proper form.

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Drexle's right. Had I intended subtlety, I'd have named the kid Penelope, not Penfold. Right there should have been a big red warning beacon.

Plus, old-timers are well-aware that when I write what seems to be an innocuous going-nowhere comic that doesn't quite say things as directly as they might, they're better off running into the night by the middle of panel 2, lest they detonate the stink bomb that follows.

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[Click to view comic: 'Two Bits!']

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