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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I've just realiesed my last entry isn't rules-compliant!

What a fool I am!

Oh well, I guess this means I AIN'T NOBODY'S BITCH! either...

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[Click to view comic: 'CC139: Oh, Baby, Can't Do This To Me Baby']

I know. It sucks. Leave me alone. I haven't entered one of these competitions in months.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 139 - Doctor, Doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[Click to view comic: 'CC139 - Doctor! Doctor! Entry 5: Traditional Medicine']

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Here's an attempt...I guess

[Click to view comic: 'CC 139: Terminally Stupid']

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

#2

[Click to view comic: 'CC 139 Entry #2: Bohemian Diabetes']

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

#3

[Click to view comic: 'CC 139 Entry #3: Classic ROCK (pun intended)']

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

[Click to view comic: 'CC 139: Bend over and take it like a man, bitch.']

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

[Click to view comic: 'Contest 139, y'all']

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 139: Make sure they're accredited!']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 139: Biplanean Rhapsody']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 139: Ask Dr. Kaufman']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

End Contest.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Contest 139.2']

if it is a pun war you want, a pun war you shall have.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

[Click to view comic: 'Contest 139.3']

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

[Click to view comic: 'Contest 139.4']

...and i'm spent.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

[Click to view comic: 'In On the Action']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

...and in return for your kindness, lara, i dedicate this one to you:

[Click to view comic: 'Contest 139.5 - Lunch Break']

on second thought, perhaps i should dedicate one of the others to you (:

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC139 - Doctor! Doctor! Entry 5: Change for the better?']
[Click to view comic: 'CC139 - Doctor! Doctor! Entry 7: Scaramouch!']

I screwed the first one's number up. It's meant to be Entry 6, but you knew that, right?

Oh, and that last one isn’t particularly funny unless you realise that Scaramouch, according to the dictionary, means a stock character who appears as a boastful coward....

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

[Click to view comic: 'cc139']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 139: Followed by an Extensive Course of Rectal Palpation']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Schmucko: Year's best newbie. Everyone seems to appreciate the obvious reason (cleverness), but on my scorecard he gets bonus points for using "y'all" (and putting the apostrophe in the right place) as well as po'boy. Another Louisianian?

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What others say about boorite!

I will go and hide now:

[Click to view comic: 'CC19 Doctor! Doctor! Doolittle 3']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule.

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I agree with the Senator from Washington.

Great stuff.

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