[Click to view comic: 'Jaws: The Sequel']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 139: Bed Sores']
[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Psychiatry']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule.

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I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule.

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I agree with the Senator from Washington.

Great stuff.

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Needless to say, I concur! Now we've got this crap coming in stereo!

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Time to beat a few more dead themes!

[Click to view comic: 'BOHH OMLO AND HIS "AMAZING FRIENDS" Episode 39']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

the_rew, I am glad I am not in your shoes. I don't think I could judge a contest with so many amazing entries. At first I thought this contest was going to be so hard that very few good entries would be made. My god was I wrong. Great contest idea. BTW, did I mention Kaufman is a genius!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

[Click to view comic: 'Gono Get Right Out of Here']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

rew forgot to mention the final rule, which is that there are to be no puns.

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What others say about boorite!

I agree! It's probably pointless by now to even try, but what the heck:

[Click to view comic: 'Dr. Cowdjinn']

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"Old" is the old new.

Because I can!

[Click to view comic: 'Jim Extends His Life by 2,607 weeks.']

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"Old" is the old new.

And flogging yet another wounded horse:

[Click to view comic: 'No Human Nap Soda (part 1)'][Click to view comic: 'No Human Nap Soda (part 2)']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

now, if all of you people complimenting me are just trying to get comics dedicated to you, it's not going to work. probably.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

[Click to view comic: 'Contest 139.2b (new look, same great taste!)']

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC139: no escape from reality']

and on a related note:

http://www.geocities.com/disturbing_universe/rhapsody.html

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[Click to view comic: 'CC139 - If you're going to spew, spew into this.']

[Click to view comic: '(Almost) True Veterinary Tales, Part IV']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'The sequels to "Being John Malkovich" weren't nearly so good']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Those of us who got utterly fried in this contest know who we are.

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What others say about boorite!

Ok I'm back. Sorry about the lack of judging yesterday, but I was rather ill. It'll take a day to go over all the entries, so I'll judge at 12 noon today....

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

You sick bastard!

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What others say about boorite!

I've narrowed it down to one of the following.

Smarmulus - You Think You Can Love Me?
Shadow_Artist - Doctor, Doctor! Entry 1: Heroic Dr DooDoo
punkrockskaboy - Classic Rock (Pun Intended)
il_schmucko - Contest 139 Y'all
Kaufman - Ask Dr. Kaufman
il_schmucko - Contest 139.2
ObiJo - cc139

I think I am forced to vote....

Dang, either Smarmulus or Il_Schmucko (for "contest 139.2")

Let me think...

DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M TRYING TO THINK!!!

Sod it... Il_Schmucko. Take it away!

[Click to view comic: 'Contest 139.2']

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

The newbiest newbie wins the veteranest contest ever! It is an interesting time to be alive!

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What others say about boorite!

He is the champion, my friend!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I would complain that "Scarab mousse" isn't in Boheimian Rhapsody, but as I didn't even get an Honourable mention I'm not going bother anyway.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Do racial epithets count for nothing anymore?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Congrats Il_Schumcko. I must say the better man won.

Actually I'm surprised and somewhat honored to have even been in the running considering how many fine comics were in this competition.

You probably already know this, but just in case...
you design and judge the next contest (the real CC 140)

I look forward to seeing what evil plot you devise!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka