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Nibor
Junior Comic Technician

Well, here I am. I'm still a little stunned that I actually won. I guess maybe I am funny, after all. At least to descolada. And here's the new contest, with some rules. I've browsed back a few to get an idea of what kind of rules are often in place, and, well, here we go...

1) I want every letter in the alphabet in the strip, somewhere. The title does NOT count, but narration does.
1a) If the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, he'd better have a *really* funny reason for doing it.
2) I like props. So use a "character" from the prop section, even if it's just one of height props.
3) To avoid stifiling the creative geniuses that abound on this board, I'm leaving the topic wide open. Yes, even inside jokes; but be warned, since I haven't been around that long, I'm not likely to find inside jokes as funny. Donkey Sodomy, however, is just about always funny.
3a) No, your comic doesn't have to be about Donkey Sodomy to win.

Okay, that's about it. It's pretty wide open, so no excuses!

I'll close the contest 7pm Thursday, Central Daylight time, as that is what time I'll leave work and drive on home. I'll announce a winner a little later that night.

5-20-01 4:16pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Gee whiz, even though this exercises the alphabet restriction even more stringently than the contest requirements, and it happened to be written nineteen hours before the contest announcement was posted, I think this is just what's needed to start this thing off with a vroom!

[Click to view comic: 'Telecrostic']

Needless to say, the introductory paragraph of this post is pangrammatic as well.

==Ken

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5-20-01 7:34pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=17356
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #31 - The double meaning makes it all literary']

Hey, you were right -- donkey sodomy is just about always funny.

I didn't technically use a prop, but you can pretend the left character in the third panel is a height prop, if it helps me not get disqualified.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

5-20-01 8:02pm (new)
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PoKeE
Stripcreator Newbie

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[Click to view comic: 'Feeble attempt at following Steve's rules.']
This is very weak, I admit, but it follows the rules...are you allowed to post multiple entries in a contest?

5-20-01 9:25pm (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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This is very weak, I admit, but it follows the rules...are you allowed to post multiple entries in a contest?

Man I loved it!!! But of course I'm not the judge so, ANYWAY

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5-21-01 5:41am (new)
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Fracture
Junior Comic Technician

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Hi all. I do these infrequently and this one intregued me so here is effort.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #31 Nondescript Human Marginal Error']

5-21-01 9:52am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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What the **** have you guys been doing all weekend? When I come back after having been gone for three days, I'd expect to be swamps in mounds of old posts that take me a while to get through. Next time I'm gonna leave my wife a list of good insulting replies to wirthling and ObiJo with instructions to post them occaisonally.

In fact, I should do that anyway. Just in case I mysteriously die, I can live on through put downs for a while.

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5-21-01 3:06pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Enjoy:

[Click to view comic: 'CC #31 - Captain Monosyllabic to the rescue!']

I'm spent.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

5-21-01 6:25pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Since exactly zero people have griped about multiple entries, I'll inflict this one on you. If the judge DQ's it, well, that's life. --KK

[Click to view comic: 'CC31: Missing Persons']

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5-21-01 7:12pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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I said, "The quick brown fox jumped into my ass!" I think he's still in there -- want to see?

Good God man, I shouldn't even bother entering. That's one of the funniest comics I've ever read on here.
It's donkey sodomy! You can't resist its lasting humor value!

Personally, I'm partial to the line, "You can't pronounce your own name, can you, Captain Monosyllabic?" Now that's comedy.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

5-21-01 9:40pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Personally, I'm partial to the line, "You can't pronounce your own name, can you, Captain Monosyllabic?" Now that's comedy.

Thank you. :)

Would it have been funnier if I'd ended it with a question mark? I figured that the period gave the sentence a more disdainful quality.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

5-22-01 5:16am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=17491
[Click to view comic: 'CC31 - Nobody likes a prima donna...']

I quite like this strip, but I would like it more if I could have made it funny. Oh well, at least Bunner will appreciate it... :)

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5-22-01 9:28am (new)
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tafkad
Stripcreator Newbie

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This one sucks, but I've been unmotivated and I was mainly trying to get the alphabet.
[Click to view comic: 'Missing horse']

5-22-01 9:46am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Ok, guy who entered twice, if you do that, you have to pick out one of your entries as the 'official' one.

ANyway, even though this one doesn't suck like most of mine, it still doesn't have a damn chance against "The quick brown fox jumped in my ass!"

[Click to view comic: 'CC 31: Care to alphabet?']

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5-22-01 1:52pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Am I the only one who pictures big bird instead of a senator there?

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

5-22-01 2:06pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Sesame Street is an integral part of the conspiracy.

Really. I have documents that belonged to the Nine Or Ten Guys Who Secretly Run Everything.

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I don't do enough pointless stuff.

5-22-01 2:15pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Personally, I'm partial to the line, "You can't pronounce your own name, can you, Captain Monosyllabic?" Now that's comedy.

Thank you. :)

Would it have been funnier if I'd ended it with a question mark? I figured that the period gave the sentence a more disdainful quality.


It does. I'm just a compulsive copy editor. Don't mind me.

And hey, wow, it seems that some people like my entry. Oh, to think of all the time I wasted making strips that didn't involve anatomy or farm animals.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

5-22-01 5:47pm (new)
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Nibor
Junior Comic Technician

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And hey, wow, it seems that some people like my entry. Oh, to think of all the time I wasted making strips that didn't involve anatomy or farm animals.

I'm telling you, man. Donkey Sodomy. Always funny.

In other news, the entries are looking good so far. But if I ever host another comic contest, I'm picking rules that are easier to verify...sheesh.

"I'm sure there's a k in here somewhere..."

5-22-01 6:27pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 31 - Pushing the limits of craptacularness']

This comic sucks worse than even the comics that think they suck. Plus it's been so long since I entered a contest that I might be mistaken for a newbie. That's why I think this comic is a winner.

PS: It is pronounced 'zed'. Silly Americans.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

5-22-01 6:32pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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It does. I'm just a compulsive copy editor. Don't mind me.

I can relate. My boyfriend is very, very sick of me correcting his grammar. The really sad thing is that he's one of the most intelligent people I know. I don't even bother correcting other people's spelling and grammar anymore, but I care that Sam presents himself to be as brilliant as he is.

I've unfortunately become part of the permissiveness that has allowed the language to deteriorate to the degree that it has. I just can't risk an ulcer on people using the wrong "your" anymore.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

5-22-01 6:39pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Your joking, right? ;p

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

5-22-01 7:32pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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In other news, the entries are looking good so far. But if I ever host another comic contest, I'm picking rules that are easier to verify...sheesh.

"I'm sure there's a k in here somewhere..."


You know, you don't have to check for whether a strip follows the rules unless you're going to give it the win. The difference between losing and being disqualified is invisible to the contestants.

And when it comes to that, you don't really have to check then, either. Awarding victory to comics that wave their private parts in the general direction of the contest rules is a longstanding tradition here at the Strip Creator.

Not that I'd have any interest in seeing a rule-breaking strip win this contest. Oh gracious no, not me. I'm as strict as they come.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

5-22-01 9:47pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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[Click to view comic: 'CC31: Peril knows no z.']

I made this comic before seeing evil_d's last post. I was so close to omitting the z all together, in the grand tradition evil_d spoke of. But, at last, I cowtowed to the pressure and called the family the Zuckermans instead of the Smiths. *sigh* That sigh was just my emphysema acting up. This next one will be that of despair. *sigh* Yep, there it was.

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5-22-01 10:04pm (new)
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Nibor
Junior Comic Technician

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You know, you don't have to check for whether a strip follows the rules unless you're going to give it the win. The difference between losing and being disqualified is invisible to the contestants.

Heh. Actually, I'm way ahead of you on that. I just thought the idea of someone going through all the comics posted, singing the alphabet song to himself looking for each letter was kinda funny, so I shared it with all of you.
Now Laugh. Visibly.
In fact.

Rule 4) You must laugh at my jokes.
Rule 4a) Go ahead. Thumb your nose at this one. But don't cry to me when you get DQ'd over it.

5-22-01 10:49pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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llmmmmmuahhahahanfffnffooohohoho.

Ok. I'm okay n-quarharharstustustuhuhuhuvhhehehehe
wahahahaxyzahahaha.

How's that?

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5-22-01 11:08pm (new)
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