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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Say Obi... Didn't you have your hand on my ass in that picture?

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

5-25-01 4:53pm (new)
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ObiJo
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If you don't have the common decency to remember, I'm not going to justify that question with a yes.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

5-25-01 5:58pm (new)
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gabe_billings
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Well if a certain someone hadn't been buying me buttery nipple shots all night long until I was drunk off my ass, maybe my memory'd be a little better.

I do remember flying the helicopter over DexX's house and crapping on his roof, though.

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5-25-01 8:16pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Ah, yes. Set to Ride of the Valkyries, if memory serves me right. And those weren't buttery nipple shots, just vodka licked off wirthling's abnormally butter-flavored nipples.

On nights like that I pray for prohibition.

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5-25-01 8:42pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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The homoeroticism is so thick in here that you can cut it with an engorged, throbbing meatstick.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

5-25-01 9:35pm (new)
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TEDA
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I MISSED THE BUS

I MISSED THE BUS

I MISSED THE BUS

AND IT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER EVER EVER DO AGAIN

Just trying to set the mood with a little music.

5-25-01 9:54pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Well, hell, let's bring the linguists back in. Should that be:

1. abnormally butter-flavored nipples,

2. abnormal buttery-flavored nipples,

3. abnormal butter-flavored nipples, or, god forbid,

4. abnormally buttery-flavored nipples.

The people must know.

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5-26-01 6:07am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Should that be:
1. abnormally butter-flavored nipples,
2. abnormal buttery-flavored nipples,
3. abnormal butter-flavored nipples, or, god forbid,
4. abnormally buttery-flavored nipples.
The compound "butter-flavoured" is an adjective, as illustrated thus:
"Wirthling's nipples are pink."
"Wirthling's nipples are cracked."
"Wirthling's nipples are butter-flavoured."

"Abnormally" modifies an adjective that follows it (well, technically it is an adverb, and it applies to the "is" or "was" or "are" or whatever verb precedes the phrase) and since we have seen that "butter-flavoured" is an adjective, the correct form of the phrase is...

...drumroll...
The Non Sequitur Donkey hands DexX the envelope.

...and the winner is, "Wirthling has a face that only a llama would refer to by its maiden name."

Hope that settles it.

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5-26-01 8:46am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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It settles nothing. I'm still curious about you and the kangaroos. Do you eat them, or just eat them?

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5-26-01 8:55am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
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It settles nothing. I'm still curious about you and the kangaroos. Do you eat them, or just eat them?

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

5-26-01 11:19am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Did you pluck that off the web elsewhere? 'Cause that would be a pretty big co-inkey-dink. Or did you find the one that was posted here a while back? Even that's still impressive since you read so many old threads.

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5-26-01 12:48pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
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Did you pluck that off the web elsewhere? 'Cause that would be a pretty big co-inkey-dink. Or did you find the one that was posted here a while back? Even that's still impressive since you read so many old threads.

That was on spinnwebe's It's a Dysfunctional Life. Spinn prolly found it wherever the original poster to whom you're referring found it.

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5-26-01 11:37pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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It settles nothing. I'm still curious about you and the kangaroos. Do you eat them, or just eat them?
Contrary to the unimaginative and immature suggestion that Australians **** kangaroos, we don't... we just dress them up in lingerie and make them dance for us.

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5-27-01 4:05am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Exhibit A:

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5-27-01 6:34am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Now, unlike that governmental conspiracy cover-up photo, mine clearly shows the second fondler on the grassy knoll:

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5-27-01 6:40am (new)
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Nibor
Junior Comic Technician

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I keep seeing more and more new posts to this thread, so perhaps I wasn't clear enough.

The contest is over.
Go comment on one of the geek threads, instead.

And there is no government coverup. There was only one kangaroo molestor. The other picture is doctored.

5-27-01 11:37am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Yes, maam!

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5-27-01 4:38pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I mean sir.

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5-27-01 4:38pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Ho yo, sir.

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5-27-01 4:39pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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We will stop posting immediately.

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5-27-01 4:39pm (new)
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gabe_billings
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Everyone hear that?

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5-27-01 4:39pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Everyone hear that?

Hear what?

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5-27-01 10:15pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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That.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

5-28-01 4:24am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Sorry I'm late. What are we all talking about?

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5-28-01 7:43am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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You know. That.

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5-28-01 9:12am (new)
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