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jhonCASY
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Here's my first submission:

[comic] 17812 [/comic]

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5-29-01 5:50pm (new)
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jhonCASY
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jesus, that didn't work...let me try again:
WWJSay? by jhonCASY
5-24-01
My aim seems to be a bit off...

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5-29-01 5:55pm (new)
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jhonCASY
Stripcreator Newbie

...and another one, since I cant find any rules against two submissions:
I guessJesus really hates those 'knock-knock' jokes... by jhonCASY
5-24-01
Knock-knock!
what an ass

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5-29-01 5:58pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Guess who can't count?

CC 33 - More Luvin' by gabe_billings
5-29-01
Aren't you that guy that writes those cutsie sayings that churches put out front on their signs?
That's me.
'1 Cross - 3 Nails - 4 Given', was that one yours?
Sure was.
How about you change it to '1 Cross - 3 Nails - 8 big cans of whoopass I'm gonna open up when I get down from here'?
I don't think that would fit.

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5-29-01 6:26pm (new)
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PoKeE
Stripcreator Newbie

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Just because I've always wanted to think of OTHER reasons for his arms to be that way...

Why does he have his arms in the air, still? by PoKeE
5-29-01
Jesus at the pick-up bar...
Well, I'm really into astrology and mysticism, not any of the big religions...
I caught a fish this big!
I don't like to date Christians.
I'm hung like this.
I've always wondered why he didn't fall off the cross...
Let's go!
C'mere and give me a big ole hug!

5-29-01 11:13pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Good one!

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5-29-01 11:27pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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If Jesus was a Car Salesman by ObiJo
5-29-01
So I can get that beauty for only $6000?
That's right, little lady. It has cruise control, tinted windows, and tons of trunk space.
I'll take it!
Ok, just...Oh, who am I kidding! They put sand in the gas tank and if you read the contract closely, the warranty expires upon purchase.
I don't know what I was thinking when I hired that guy.

Ok, I am in hot pursuit looking for the funniest Jesus comic I've ever seen, but with over 19,000 comics I don't think I'll find it.

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5-29-01 11:34pm (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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who the hell won this anyway?

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5-30-01 7:25am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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who the hell won this anyway?

No one yet. Wait another 9 hours ...

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5-30-01 7:54am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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You don't suppose ... by kaufman
5-30-01
This is great, I can't wait to try out my Microsoft Jesus!
Oh no, it's hung up!
THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN UNRECOVERABLE ERROR..
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO RESTART YOUR SYSTEM IN APPROXIMATELY THREE DAYS.

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5-30-01 7:55am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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The little annoyances of being nailed to a piece of wood by boorite
5-30-01
RIIIIING
RIIIIING
RIIIIING
Will somebody PLEASE get that?

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5-30-01 7:57am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Satan: Dark Lord, Image Consultant by boorite
5-30-01
OK, how about this one: "The King of Peace."
That could work for you.
I mean, you sure don't look like the King of Whoopass.

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5-30-01 8:04am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I wrote this one because I'm the only person who still likes Tobor jokes

I love 'em.

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5-30-01 9:52am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Why did Tobor cross the road?

Because he had his **** stuck in the chicken!

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5-30-01 1:02pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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hahahahahahaha

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5-30-01 1:14pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Not a contest entry, unless it wins.

I'll see you in 000C:52D3 by boorite
5-30-01
What the hell is THIS supposed to be?
Take a guess.
I give up.
It's the Blue Screen of Death.

Technically this is kaufman's joke, but I'm stealing it.

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5-30-01 1:33pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Not a contest entry, unless it wins.

Technically this is kaufman's joke, but I'm stealing it.


Well, actually it's the child of two of my jokes -- the one posted above (comic 19119) and this earlier one:
Gates of Hell by kaufman
5-15-01
I'll have you know that Blue Screen is my creation.

So as far as I can tell, you're not so much stealing it as adopting it.

==Ken (maintaining visitation rights)

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5-30-01 2:10pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Damn! You beat me to that one by 0F days!

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5-30-01 2:14pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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CC 32 - Born Again by gabe_billings
5-30-01
What's the problem, Obi old man?
All the guys in the locker room make fun of me because my *******'s the size of one of those baby carrots.
Try this on for size. SHAZAAAM!
Holy ****! I'm hung like John Holmes!
Ha ha! Who's your saviour now, *****!
Damn, Jesus. You're one bad ass mofo! I'm goin' back to church!

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5-30-01 2:17pm (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Oh the joy of appropriate backgrounds. Two things tho.. one, how on earth is anyone other than Gabe gonna win? Two, HOW on earth is ANYONE gonna win?

WHERE ARE THE WINNERS?

Look, if someone doesn't show up and announce a winner soon, I'm gonna declare myself the winner and do contest 33 myself. So there. :-P

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5-30-01 2:36pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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WOW... The winner of this contest gets to call contest 33...

And how old was Jesus when He was crucified?

33!

COINCIDENCE??????????????

yes.

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5-30-01 2:39pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Our good Lady J will be by shortly. Don't get your panties in a bundle. Or knickers. Or whatever the hell you limeys wear under your clothes.

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Judging will be uh... some time after 7pm CDT on Wednesday 5/30/01.

So there you go. Have at it!


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5-30-01 2:41pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Judging will be uh... some time after 7pm CDT on Wednesday 5/30/01.

So there you go. Have at it!


That's CDT. Canadian standard time. As in, "It's seven o'clock, eh? Let's get a beer and watch some hockey."

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5-30-01 2:43pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Gabe, how ass-rammed is your theology? Jesus doesn't say "Shazam."

He says "BAM."

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5-30-01 2:46pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Like this:

"I'm gonna kick this lame guy up a notch. BAM!"

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5-30-01 2:47pm (new)
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