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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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wirthling standing up for me

That's the least I could do, since you were on your knees for me.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

5-31-01 7:39am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Thank you, Madame Pedantic.

You know you love it.

Take it, *****! Take it all!

Wow. Where'd that come from? Or, to satisfy the pedants, from where did that come?

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

5-31-01 7:46am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I'm sure you meant "in light of".

Main Entry: lieu
Pronunciation: 'lü
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English liue, from Old French lieu, from Latin locus -- more at STALL
Date: 14th century
archaic : PLACE, STEAD
- in lieu : INSTEAD
- in lieu of : in the place of : instead of


Actually, I did mean 'in lieu'. See, I was going to be a groomsman in a friend's wedding, and I really didn't want to do it. So I asked wirthling if he'd take my place since I know how much he loves weddings. He told me that being in a wedding would be great, but what he really wanted was to get moved off the 'death by wombat' list, on account of his allergies.

I had to do something nice for him because he saved my life last month when we were in Japan and he pushed me out of the way of that speeding bullet train. And since he was more interested in getting off the wombat list than being in the wedding, I figured it was the least I could do for him.

So in lieu of wirthling standing up for me, I shall scratch his name off the 'excruciatingly painful death by wombat' list and move him to the 'Monty Python Meaning of Life get run down by horde of mostly naked chicks wearing helmets and elbow pads death' list.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

5-31-01 7:46am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Put that in your pedantic pipe and smoke it.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

5-31-01 7:47am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Put that in your pedantic pipe and smoke it.

No thanks. I had to give up the pedantic pipe when I started job-hopping and grew concerned about the possibility of pee tests.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

5-31-01 11:10am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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One thing has been bugging me about the nickname Lady J.

I've been subscribing to the Campmor outdooor stuff catalog for about 15 years now, and in all that time, "Lady J" has only meant one thing. It's a-- well, I'll let the catalog speak for itself.

"Lady J
Item Number: 80976
Price: $6.99
This unique device allows women to urinate with a minimum amount of exposure. Designed for situations where restroom facilities are unavailable or unsanitary. Reusable."

So every time I see "Lady J," I think of a plastic thing that lets a girl pee in the woods without getting bugs up her coochie.

I just had to get that off my chest. Thank you all.

(I held off on this until the contest was over, but seeing as how I didn't even get an honorable mention...)

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What others say about boorite!

5-31-01 1:29pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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HAHAHAHA!

Sorry.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

5-31-01 1:37pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Also doubles as a boomerang against those pesky forest rangers with "fast hands." (Beat DexX to it.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

5-31-01 2:22pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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One thing has been bugging me about the nickname Lady J.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I found out about those dealies a couple of years after I took this nickname. I'm too attached to it to change it now.

It was originally *supposed* to be an homage to Lady Jaye from G.I. Joe, but even that is kind of secondary to the fact that it's just who I've been online for the last 5 years.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

5-31-01 2:31pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I found out about those dealies a couple of years after I took this nickname.

And you KEPT it from us?

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What others say about boorite!

5-31-01 2:34pm (new)
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BigMe68
Stripcreator Newbie

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About the Lady J name... always reminded me of someone I knew from a chat room once... yes I was a loser who hung out in chat rooms for a while... Now I'm just a lsoer who reads forum posts, sits in the back, and never says anything except blunt, insulting comments towards people I don't know...
*sigh*
Anyone know where I can buy a life?
maybe a second hand used one?

5-31-01 9:14pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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About the Lady J name... always reminded me of someone I knew from a chat room once... yes I was a loser who hung out in chat rooms for a while... Now I'm just a lsoer who reads forum posts, sits in the back, and never says anything except blunt, insulting comments towards people I don't know...
*sigh*
Anyone know where I can buy a life?
maybe a second hand used one?

Hmmm, if you are talking about irc, and the LadyJ to whom you are referring is the one who told you that you are a loser, that might have been me.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

5-31-01 9:20pm (new)
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BigMe68
Stripcreator Newbie

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Heh... no, that wasn't me... Though you were right about the loser part, I suspect...

5-31-01 9:32pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Heh... no, that wasn't me... Though you were right about the loser part, I suspect...

Hmm.

You are a complete kneebiter.

There.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

5-31-01 9:51pm (new)
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BigMe68
Stripcreator Newbie

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Thanks, my suspicions are now confirmed. :)

5-31-01 11:25pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I'm just a lsoer who reads forum posts, sits in the back, and never says anything except blunt, insulting comments towards people I don't know...
DexX runs over to BigMe68 and gives him a big hug.

Sorry I was so harsh. Forgive me? :(

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Anyone know where I can buy a life?
maybe a second hand used one?
I am feeling a strong urge to sing some Living Colour...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

6-01-01 10:57am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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I just wanted to mention that someone was supposed to win this thing two days ago.

PUDWHACKER.

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I don't do enough pointless stuff.

6-02-01 2:59pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Pssst, Neovid. Someone did. No need to consult page 3, it was ME! Yes, I am the winner and my next contest is titled "Quantum Mechomics" where each entry has to deal with the duality of light as both particle and wave, in both an educational and hilarious way. Good luck!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

6-02-01 3:11pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Darn. I was letting my mind wander, and it hadn't come back by the time I posted.

But, yknow, CC 33 really should have said '33' in the title. I mean, the way it's written, it could force people here to have to use their brains, which is grounds for a lawsuit.

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I don't do enough pointless stuff.

6-03-01 1:42pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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It does have 33 in the title. The 'Contest' is silent.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

6-03-01 3:26pm (new)
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