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israphael
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[Click to view comic: 'Going Down to the River to Pray 1']
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Last week, the Pope introduced a new set of mysteries into the Rosary, a form of prayer that had not changed for a millenium and a half.

That got me to thinking, there has not been any new biblical story written for 2000 years. No new storys about miracles, smiting, and begetting. So I leave it up to you to write new bible stories.

Yeah, I know I'm going to hell. But figured some of you will already be there. Save me a seat at the bar.

I'll be judging some time Thursday evening.

P.S. Sorry for the delay. I just defended my dissertation today.

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10-21-02 3:49pm (new)
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fuzzyman
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Hah! Beat Dan to it!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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kaufman
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kaufman
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I have an awesome avatar.

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bonwag
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10-21-02 10:40pm (new)
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Scyess
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10-22-02 1:53am (new)
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Mack_J
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[Click to view comic: 'w/o Warning - Religion vs Logic']

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The dreams that stuff is made of.

10-22-02 4:06am (new)
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Mack_J
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kaufman
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bonwag
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Scyess
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Devin
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kaufman
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10-22-02 10:26am (new)
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BeNN_MaKK
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HI IT IS GOOD TO BE WITH YOU ALL

[Click to view comic: 'LEAVE MY ANCESTORS WITH THEIR GRIEF AND HONOR']

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FABULOUS TREASURE

10-22-02 2:08pm (new)
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Mr_Jass
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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 149: Sack Religion']

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

10-22-02 2:50pm (new)
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squidrabies
I am a Care Bear.

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Devin
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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10-22-02 5:15pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
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10-22-02 11:02pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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[Click to view comic: 'That ye submit yourselves, baby!']
By the way. Here is the one stop shop for anyone who doesn't actually want to read the bibe to make fun of it.

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10-22-02 11:04pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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Actually, I've been using this one, but there are plenty out there and I'll bet many of them are good.

Either one of those two can be used to search the Bible for the word "ass," too. 8)

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"Old" is the old new.

10-22-02 11:09pm (new)
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mikeweeney
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[Click to view comic: 'The REAL story of how Jesus died']

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

10-22-02 11:31pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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Ba ha ha! Needs more sound effects a la Don Martin, though :P

[Click to view comic: 'Numbers 22 Revisited']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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