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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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That would be '34' for all you geek-impaired people out there.

Well crap. There's something weird about winning these things. You keep hoping you will, then when you do, you wish you hadn't 'cause thinking up a good contest is such a *****. (At least I know wirthling feels like this, so I know I'm not alone.)

I was tossing around a few ideas that I nixed for one reason or another. My favorite of which was having another dis wirthling contest. But I decided that we could all just do that on our own time.

1. Use an animal in your strip somewhere. Elephant, Toothgnip, etc. Whatever. Just once is enough, but more would be just ducky.
2. Stealing Obi's idea, your comic must contain a line from a Johnny Cash song. Obscure is fine, just mention the song it's from when you post your strip.
3. The only vowel you can use is 'Y'. Sometimes.
4. Rule 4 is a joke.
5. You must be naked while writing your strip. Bonus points if you are naked and astride a donkey.
6. Rule 5 is not a joke. I'll be checking. (Don't forget my inter-dimensional residency. I see everything).
7. Yes, boorite. I saw that. And even though it's illegal in 37 US states and Canada, I'll let it slide.
8. Use the word 'manboobs' in your strip at least once.
9. Gabe likes to complicate things by posting too many rules.
10. Gabe likes to refer to himself in the third person.
11. Don't worry if you screw up and forget something, like being naked. Gabe is a kind and loving diety and only rarely strikes people dead for not paying attention.
12. Judging will be Wednesday night 9:00 EST sharp. (As always, this means 6:42 in Baltimore, much to Mike's chagrin.)

That's it. I think.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

6-04-01 4:00am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I would bow down to tradition and post an entry of my own making, but the corporate computer security goons somehow disable my ability to post comics. Oddly enough, posting to the message board still works just fine.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

6-04-01 4:03am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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If the only vowel we can use is "y", how are we supposed to use the word "manboobs"?

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6-04-01 7:40am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Well if you don't know I'm certainly not going to tell you.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

6-04-01 8:44am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I've never entered one of these. How do I do it and is this the sort of thing you're looking for? (I must admit, getting naked in the office to do this was a bit embarrassing.)

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=20499

(And how do I include the comic image in these posts?)

So many questions, so little gray matter.
Spankling

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

6-04-01 10:32am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Hit the 'quote' link underneath this post and take a gander at the code. It'll make sense when you see it.

You can use comic for comics, url for a normal link to a web address, img for a link to an image file out on the web, as well as i and b for italics and bold, respectively. Just use the opening and closing tags with brackets around them.

[Click to view comic: 'Obi & Gabe Go Clubbing']

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6-04-01 11:47am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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3. The only vowel you can use is 'Y'. Sometimes.
4. Rule 4 is a joke.

Was rule 4 supposed to say "4. Rule 3 is a joke"?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

6-04-01 12:02pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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You are a saint (today). Let me try that...

[Click to view comic: 'Ring of Fire']

Yoinks! It works!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

6-04-01 12:08pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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3. The only vowel you can use is 'Y'. Sometimes.
4. Rule 4 is a joke.

Was rule 4 supposed to say "4. Rule 3 is a joke"?


Some gleebs are fronks. All fronks are zoops. If some gleebs are zoops, then Rule 4 isn't not not a joke, unless there are 27 vowels in this sentence, in which case Rule 4 is a joke, as is Rule 3. If you're actually wasting time figuring this out, you need help.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

6-04-01 1:02pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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For those that have too much trouble dealing with my stupid rules...

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1. Use an animal in your strip somewhere. Elephant, Toothgnip, etc. Whatever. Just once is enough, but more would be just ducky.
2. Stealing Obi's idea, your comic must contain a line from a Johnny Cash song. Obscure is fine, just mention the song it's from when you post your strip.
3. Use the word 'manboobs' in your strip at least once.
4. Judging will be Wednesday night 9:00 EST sharp. (As always, this means 6:42 in Baltimore, much to Mike's chagrin.)

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

6-04-01 1:03pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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[Click to view comic: 'Rule #532: You Must Read This Comic']

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

6-04-01 1:11pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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So it's not written by Johnny Cash (Was written by Chris Cornell), but he did do a version of it.

I've got this album. It rules.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

6-04-01 1:12pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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[Click to view comic: 'CC34: The Golden Goose Cashes In']

The quoted song is of course "Big River".
==Ken

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6-04-01 1:49pm (new)
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primerAL
Stripcreator Newbie

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6-04-01 2:33pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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[Click to view comic: 'CC34: It takes 10 to Tango']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

6-04-01 3:16pm (new)
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norielX
Stripcreator Newbie

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I just heard Manboobs, and I come a runnin'! I just think it's funny how you all caught the Manboob bug...

[Click to view comic: 'Kettle, Black: CC34 Entry']

--A Boy Named Sue

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norielX http://www.stripcreator.com/comiclist.php?author=norielX "> http://www.stripcreator.com/comiclist.php?author=norielX

6-04-01 3:32pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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1. Use an animal in your strip somewhere. Elephant, Toothgnip, etc. Whatever. Just once is enough, but more would be just ducky.

For the relative newcomers, I should clarify that I didn't mean use the name of an animal, but rather one of the comic characters that happens to be an animal. The flamingo lookin' bird, the squirrel, etc. If you already made your comic, don't sweat it too much. (Someone squeezed a camel in there... I assume trying to adhere to the rule.) I'm not all that much of a stickler for the rules. As long as you maid a valiant effort.

Unless you've been around for the last thirty contests or so. Those ****ers better damn well get it right or I send the monkey hit squad to their house.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

6-04-01 3:47pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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[Click to view comic: 'CC34: Maximum Insecurity...']

- "San Quentin"

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

6-04-01 4:50pm (new)
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primerAL
Stripcreator Newbie

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For the relative newcomers, I should clarify that I didn't mean use the name of an animal, but rather one of the comic characters that happens to be an animal.

Whoops. Here's a legit entry

[Click to view comic: 'CC34: Good fer nothing goat']

6-04-01 5:23pm (new)
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primerAL
Stripcreator Newbie

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5. You must be naked while writing your strip. Bonus points if you are naked and astride a donkey.

I couldn't find a donkey so I drove through the boon docks, hit a deer, and sat on it while I created the comic on laptop using Ricochet. I'm a stickler for rules.

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8. Use the word 'manboobs' in your strip at least once.

Remember that's plural. A singular 'manboob' will only count as 1/2 of a legitimate comic strip. Please get this right, folks.

6-04-01 5:29pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Remember that's plural. A singular 'manboob' will only count as 1/2 of a legitimate comic strip. Please get this right, folks.
Hey, if Johnny Cash wrote the lyric as 'manboob' then, by God, that's how I'm gonna say it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

6-04-01 6:11pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Remember that's plural. A singular 'manboob' will only count as 1/2 of a legitimate comic strip. Please get this right, folks.
Hey, if Johnny Cash wrote the lyric as 'manboob' then, by God, that's how I'm gonna say it.

Been playing that "Love, God, Manboob" collection again, have we?

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6-04-01 6:31pm (new)
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norielX
Stripcreator Newbie

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(Someone squeezed a camel in there... I assume trying to adhere to the rule.) I'm not all that much of a stickler for the rules. As long as you maid a valiant effort.

*chuckle* I guess you have to squeeze the camel to get the "toe." That was me, I overlooked the animal rule, so I'll just go off to my corner and cut off a testicle to atone for this transgression...

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norielX http://www.stripcreator.com/comiclist.php?author=norielX "> http://www.stripcreator.com/comiclist.php?author=norielX

6-04-01 6:36pm (new)
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primerAL
Stripcreator Newbie

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Are aliens considered animals? I have one posing as Sam Cassel of the Houston Roc... I mean Milwaukee Bucks.

[Click to view comic: 'NBA: What opponents talk about after the game']

6-04-01 6:39pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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yoo ball hogging crack beby

HAHA!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

6-04-01 6:49pm (new)
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