Friends, Romans, donkey felchers...
I just heard today that a tragic accident has occured. Our dear friend boorite was struck down and eaten whole by an evil band of maurading walruses. He tried to run but unfortunately had a dead mackerel in his backback and was singled out and promptly eaten.
Services will be held at 7 pm EST on Friday, June 8th at Stoning Bros Mortuary. It will be a closed casket ceremony as his remains exist only as a pile of walrus ****.
His next of kin ask that in lieu of flowers you make a donation to Donkey Cornholers Anonymous.
Gabe, I want to be what you're on, cause damn it must feel good. lol
I haven't laughed this hard in 2 weeks.
Women are fisher's of men because we all know....
The small ones you throw back.
The medium ones you eat.
The large ones you mount.