No, just the Folsom Prison one. A man can only do a prison benefit so many times before the word manboob is ensconced in his vocabulary forever.

Great, and I had just got the ESPN saying, "Wyoo duncon dikembeh" out of my head. In related news, a team of 4 referees have been dispatched to call fouls on the Bucks during the off season, just to ensure that they don't make the finals next year either.

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CC 10010..umm....whatever the return of the horny squirrel by skagg 6-05-01

Hey Kev, whats up? Your legs are spread further than your manboobs today! Well I went on the lash last nite with the lads and we had a curry or seven and now I've got a burning ring of fire! Hmmm theres only one cure I know... Yeah? Whats that? butt rape ugh! this will do just fine thankyou

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Also, yesterday the Clippers were officially mathematically eliminated from the 2004 playoffs.

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Also, yesterday the Clippers were officially mathematically eliminated from the 2004 playoffs.

Now this: In an effort to make the upcoming Lakers-Sixers series interesting, NBA officials have ruled that any Philadelphia basket shall be worth 10 points if it bounces in off a Laker's head.

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CC 34: How low is the humor, mama? by boorite 6-05-01

How high is the water, Papa? The hives are gone, I've lost my bees Us chickens are up in the willow trees And I've got manboobs down to my knees! Probably caused by high estrogen levels in the storm runoff. The estrogen comes from the urine of women on birth control pills. Oh well. At least we'll have a great cotton crop next year. Plus I can tittyfuck you!

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Oh, the song is "Five Feet High (And Risin')."

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Hey, I tried...

Car Mods and Spouses - a how-to on having both by primerAL 6-03-01

Situation: you just spent the family's vacation money on car mods. How to be a winner? I just installed a nitrous oxide kit in the station wagon, honey you did WHAT??? Here's what happens when you provide a good, solid bullshit answer: I was thinking of you, sweetie. You need it for the freeway onramps, and for getting the tykes to soccer practice on time Oh you're so thoughtful, lemme give you a big hug DARR! Babe, I get sick of being taunted by high school kids in their sports cars... this way, I'll spank their manboobs reaaaal good The kids and I are going to mother's

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Too vague, too vague! Just come out and say it!

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Hmmm...

Mama married a midget by ObiJo 6-04-01

How high's the water, mama? Three feet high and rising. How high's the water, papa? Papa?

Oh, Hmmm by the way Hmmm Hmmm this isn't my Hmmm entry.

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Time is up, bitches. Winner TBA shortly...

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Ode to Statler And Waldorf by gabe_billings 6-06-01

Wow. Those comics were great! They were fantastic. Well, they were pretty good. They weren't too bad. There were parts I really didn't like. They were dogshit!

I declare this contest null and void since none of you bastards took the time to do it nude. I know since I've been spying on you all interdimensionally.

Ha. That was a joke. Actually Obi and wirthling both took the time to send me naked pictures of themselves doing this contest. Rather I should say one of them took the time to send me a picture of both of them together, doing this contest.

They sent me another picture of the two of them playing leapfrog. But it looked like Obi wasn't quite going to make it over wirthling. Those delightful scamps!

Ok, on to the real winner...

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CC 34: How low is the humor, mama? by boorite 6-05-01

How high is the water, Papa? The hives are gone, I've lost my bees Us chickens are up in the willow trees And I've got manboobs down to my knees! Probably caused by high estrogen levels in the storm runoff. The estrogen comes from the urine of women on birth control pills. Oh well. At least we'll have a great cotton crop next year. Plus I can tittyfuck you!

Congratulations boorite. Your comic made me guffaw, chortle and spew milk, all at the same time.

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Friends, Romans, donkey felchers...

I just heard today that a tragic accident has occured. Our dear friend boorite was struck down and eaten whole by an evil band of maurading walruses. He tried to run but unfortunately had a dead mackerel in his backback and was singled out and promptly eaten.

Services will be held at 7 pm EST on Friday, June 8th at Stoning Bros Mortuary. It will be a closed casket ceremony as his remains exist only as a pile of walrus shit.

His next of kin ask that in lieu of flowers you make a donation to Donkey Cornholers Anonymous.

Thank you.

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Friends, Romans, donkey felchers...

I just heard today that a tragic accident has occured. Our dear friend boorite was struck down and eaten whole by an evil band of maurading walruses. He tried to run but unfortunately had a dead mackerel in his backback and was singled out and promptly eaten.

Services will be held at 7 pm EST on Friday, June 8th at Stoning Bros Mortuary. It will be a closed casket ceremony as his remains exist only as a pile of walrus shit.

His next of kin ask that in lieu of flowers you make a donation to Donkey Cornholers Anonymous.

Thank you.

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Words every man longs to hear.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Okay, I realize I'm late and that boorite already won this thing, but I woke up with this in my head and had to post it. -the song is Folsom prison blues.

Comic Contest 100010 (late late late) by fishoutofbeer 6-07-01

And the award for best video... When I was just a baby, my Momma told me, son--Don't titty fuck no manboobs-- --don't play with your own gun. But I shot my wad in Reno, just to watch it fly. Now I'm stuck with jism flotsam, crusting in my eyes.

Good news, everyone: The person eaten by walruses was actually Gilbert Gottfried, who is often mistaken for me. So I shall be able to fulfill my sacred duty.

I'd like to thank the Lord for helping me win this contest. You see, a voice came to me saying: "Gabe is judging this contest. Use the word 'tittyfuck.'"

See you all in cc35.

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And she decided to run for governor of Florida.

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