I know, I said I'd have this done Monday night. I have excuses; I was asleep, I was (and am) sick, and I'm a fucking liar.
The following made me smile...
sg1136--moving
KaddadComps--Intergalactic
Spankling--Relationships in my late 20s
ladyjdotnet--Muscle for hire, Breaking up is hard to do
ArtemisStrong--Verne Troyer Moves With The Help Of Billy Barty's Ghost
kaufman - When The Shit Hits The Van
israphael--On The Road again
But the winner is...
israphael, for On The Road Again. Congratulations. Mazel tov. It's your problem now. I've got to get back to coughing and sniffling...