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Devin
Comic Overlord

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*casts people away*

11-13-02 3:40pm (new)
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TheElPaso
Senior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

*Casts saying this when he being master of all world.*

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

11-13-02 4:06pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

Member Rated:

There should be rules against that sort of shit dragon. Instead I will have to fix it:

"casts resurrection spell and comes back with 2500hp."

*casts up-yours spell on DX causing his ass to swell to the size of a hot air balloon, rendering him immobile and open for a tobor attack.* (someone send one his way, I havent learned it yet)

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

11-13-02 7:12pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

Oh, screw spells! My Staff of Cornholing (+2) will do the job!

11-13-02 9:55pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

Member Rated:

...unless you use it on someone with an asshole of holding.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

11-14-02 5:20am (new)
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LongDongSilver
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

*Rams his pirate ship into StripCreator and casts jizz at DragonXero*

d'aaaarrrrr !!!!!!!

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

11-14-02 6:59am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

Member Rated:

*casts haiku on all*
It seemed like fun at the time
maybe I was wrong

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

11-14-02 1:37pm (new)
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LongDongSilver
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

i am ready for
fun. you get the preschoolers,
i'll get the butt plugs.

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

11-14-02 4:19pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

Member Rated:

that is just horrible.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

11-14-02 5:17pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

Hey punkrockskaboy,
your response is not quite right.
You must talk like this.

11-14-02 7:22pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

Member Rated:

haiku are about
a single moment in time
kind of like this one.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

11-14-02 8:07pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

Member Rated:

They are also about a season and/or nature and capturing the essense.

booze sweat stains cotton
fat back sticks to plastic chair
racoons stole my beer

By the way, does anyone buy the seventeen syllables written in three lines divided into 5-7-5 rule? Where is the Haiku Police?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

11-14-02 9:21pm (new)
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LongDongSilver
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

wind stirs the water
as a storm passes over
the naked village

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

11-15-02 3:46am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

Member Rated:

cherry blossoms fall
bright light on the horizon
oh dear god my eyes

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

11-15-02 5:36am (new)
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DaveMonkey
Your Pinnochio Ninja

Member Rated:

I have a nice spoon
It is very shiny, too
and it hides my shame.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

11-15-02 6:09am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

Member Rated:

Syllables accrue
In incorrect proportions
Haiku geeks protest

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What others say about boorite!

11-15-02 7:59am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

Member Rated:

smoke flowers blooming
curling up to stroke the clouds
hello, insurance?

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What others say about boorite!

11-15-02 8:04am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

Member Rated:

A verdant green swath
there, curb side, by the tree lawn
where the poodle shits

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

11-15-02 10:26am (new)
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LongDongSilver
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

here i am trying to make SERIOUS ART and you are undermining me

here is a haiku for you DUNDERHEADS:

i pity my mom
she has to wipe my ass now
that i am crippled

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

11-15-02 1:01pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

Member Rated:

Languishing alone
It's raining outside tonight
bored bored bored bored bored

11-16-02 6:09pm (new)
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akirajim
The Man Who Punched God

Member Rated:

The light Autumn rain
Soaks ground's golden coat of leaves
Like pee or something

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

11-16-02 6:29pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

Member Rated:

Like a ripe melon
Beneath the foot of tobor
Newbie head goes squish

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-16-02 6:58pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

Member Rated:

quote:
Hey punkrockskaboy,
your response is not quite right.
You must talk like this.

Well, then call me a fucking rebel. I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO THE HAIKU REGIME!!!

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

11-17-02 4:27pm (new)
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akirajim
The Man Who Punched God

Member Rated:

Red dawn breaks over
The jagged horizontal
Knife drawn across flesh

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

11-17-02 4:51pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

Member Rated:

Don't count syllables
All your smurf are belong to smurf
In the second line

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

11-18-02 1:24am (new)
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