Wow, this one was hard to judge.
I was tempted to give it to Gabe for fine writing and an embarrassment of creativity in achieving the impossible. But he won last time.
I liked NastyPope's, but it got DQ'd on a slight technicality: Being sodomized by a large flightless bird = bestiality.
Nods also to the phrases "Jesus Crack***** Christ," "While fisting the Dutchess of York," and "I wanna beat her high round ass with a fist full of car antennas." Also to the notion of adulterizing someone's spouse on the Pieta. All are deserving of victory.
But the prize goes to the richest, most aromatic abrogation of taste:
[Click to view comic: 'CC35: Chuck Steak (well done)']
What can I say? What could anyone say? Now, Kaufman, you have won two of the last four contests, and if there's one thing we hate, it's a dynasty, so you'll have to make an effort to be less funny.
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