In honour of the Prime Minister giving himself a 42% raise, I give you this comic. I know it's set in the US, but Dubya as a character is far more interesting, and none of the pictures look anything like our PM.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 35: This one's to you, Jean.']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

How's ol' PM Jean Poutine doing these days?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'CC35: Tyrell's Imminent Death']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'CC35: Ridi, Pagliaccio.']

Damn, I made my strip before seeing wirthling's post. But I guess you can never have to many Jesus Christ references. Either way it's good to see the imminent death strip back again.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Eeep!
[Click to view comic: 'But I have NEVER used donkey sodomy in my comics!']
I had to at least give it a shot. I hope the implied grotesquery in the last frame counts....

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=21371
[Click to view comic: 'CC35 - The part of Helmut should be read w/ a British accent']

Theater, classical sculpture, yachting, adultery, debasement, blasphemy, and aristocrats getting hurt. And I thought I'd have trouble fitting four themes in.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Wow, this one was hard to judge.

I was tempted to give it to Gabe for fine writing and an embarrassment of creativity in achieving the impossible. But he won last time.

I liked NastyPope's, but it got DQ'd on a slight technicality: Being sodomized by a large flightless bird = bestiality.

Nods also to the phrases "Jesus Crackwhore Christ," "While fisting the Dutchess of York," and "I wanna beat her high round ass with a fist full of car antennas." Also to the notion of adulterizing someone's spouse on the Pieta. All are deserving of victory.

But the prize goes to the richest, most aromatic abrogation of taste:

[Click to view comic: 'CC35: Chuck Steak (well done)']

What can I say? What could anyone say? Now, Kaufman, you have won two of the last four contests, and if there's one thing we hate, it's a dynasty, so you'll have to make an effort to be less funny.

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What others say about boorite!

Oh sure, blame it on me. Best as I can tell, it was those judges' fault. But tell you what... I can almost guarantee I won't win #36.

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