Hey, is there any chance they can take Michael Jackson's kids away from him? He's pretty messed up, and all. Tossing them off balconies, shrouding them in full-body coverings in public... I think the guy is just trying to make little clones of himself.

Sick, sick man, with a sick, sick deteriorating nose...

And, TOO, also, he owns like, the copyrights to all those Beatles songs... what a tosser...

Everyone knows copyrights just irritate people and get rabbits deleted...

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WHO WANTS CHEESE CAKE?

He didn't toss his baby over the balcony.
He held it over for 2 seconds and then bring it back in.

Stop being a sheep.

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Peace and Love.

BAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Yeh, rone, I guess you're right.. No big deal, I 'spose...

Just dangled his infant stories above a cheering throng of psychotic fans...

my daddy did that all the time... after he was done violating your daddy's anus with a hockey stick...

you stink of wet perinium.

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Plus he has two children both called Prince Michael Jackson. And I think I heard somewhere his daughter's middle name is also Michael.

But I agree with Rone. We are all overreacting about an alleged child molester holding his own child out of a fifth story balcony. With one hand. By the neck.

Point one for ArtemisStrongBad

[Click to view comic: 'Michael Jackson's Romeo and Juliet: The Balcony Scene']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

tee-hee

If an ordinary suspected paedophile dangled his baby son over a balcony by the neck he'd have it taken off him before he could say "I'm bad". This is as it should be. But Michael Jackson is famous. Therefore, he should get to keep the kid.

I've seen the video.
It was not one handed nor was it by the neck.
It was both hands around it's body.
It was perfectly safe.

Baaaaa!

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Peace and Love.

I see what your problem is now rone.

Intense jealousy of that baby.

You wish to be flung about in Jacko's arms, don't you?

And quite possibly a diaper fetishist, too.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Don't belittle him. It should be obvious that your stance on such a burning issue would indicate whether you're independently minded.

By the way. "Its" doesn't have an apostrophe.

Unless he actually meant "it is" when he typed "it's", and if that's the case...

It's coded language! He's in with them, Martha! Grab the babies and the frying pans, the alien overlords have sounded their battle cry!

Or he's a backwater inbred.

One of the two.

Either way, I'm horny now.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Remind me again why we're all so worried about Michael Jackson's parenting abilities? Does this really concern anyone here?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Now THAT shit is funny!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Babies understand heights and seem to dislike them. Dangling a baby over a 4-story drop is cruel.

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What others say about boorite!

Throwing my two cents in, I disapprove of the theme of
k_v_k's PIC:

1) It belittles the seriousness of gun violence and child abuse by making it a laughing matter.

2) It can be likened to propaganda because it unjustly exaggerates Jackson's actions.

By the way, that wasn't a towel over the baby's head. It was a little parachute. Michael, we're sorry we ever doubted you.

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Throwing my two cents in, I disapprove of the theme of
k_v_k's PIC:

1) It belittles the seriousness of gun violence and child abuse by making it a laughing matter.

2) It can be likened to propaganda because it unjustly exaggerates Jackson's actions.

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Throwing my two cents in, I disapprove of the theme of
k_v_k's PIC:

1) It belittles the seriousness of gun violence and child abuse by making it a laughing matter.

2) It can be likened to propaganda because it unjustly exaggerates Jackson's actions.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

quote:

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Throwing my two cents in, I disapprove of the theme of
k_v_k's PIC:

1) It belittles the seriousness of gun violence and child abuse by making it a laughing matter.

2) It can be likened to propaganda because it unjustly exaggerates Jackson's actions.

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Someone doctored the photo of Jackson so it looked like he was holding a gun to the kid's head. It was posted on popbitch by someone claiming to be Chris Morris.