Shot out of a fucking CAULK GUN. >;p

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

You do know the stuff bought over the road is better quality than the spunk, oh, sorry, I mean sour cream they serve in Taco Bell.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

That's not really sour cream.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

This is not the sour cream you're looking for.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh, sorry. *lets go of DX's penis*

*glues DX's penis to his leg*

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OW!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Sorry, all I had was the hot glue gun.

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SICK EVIL BASTARD.
I'm going to stick it in your ass if I ever get it removed from my leg!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That would make a cool Valentine's card. Like, a fuzzy kitty saying, "I'm going to stick it in your ass if I ever get it removed from my leg!"

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I was wondering who sent me that card!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Taco Bell use 100% authentic monkey-spunk in all their sour-cream-related products. Just like McDonald's burgers would be classed as confectionery because of the sugar content if it wasn't for the gherkins, which incidentally are more meaty than the burgers?!

Why does the world not make sense any more?

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

Wait, did boorite glue DX's penis to HIS leg?

Or to HIS leg?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Who glued who's penis to who's leg?

I think that, maybe, boorite and DragonXero have some unresolved issues here that they might consider discussing.

When did Valentines day become Vaselines day anyway?

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

The first baseman.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Wow! For me this is 3.40am and I'm slightly sloshed and I got an answer. Woo Hoo for the time zones!

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

Here it is yesterday. But the nearly 2 feet of snow that's fallen here allows intertemporal signal transmission through the ether.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm amazed but only because I came home drunk do I truly understand.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

*Shoves a herring up boorite's ass. And glues it there.*

*Later staples boorite's dick to his testicles*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Well, at least he won't lose it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Kinkiness to the extreme.

i now love you phreaky chinchilla

but in a weird way

can i put things in your ass and take pictures ?????

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

Nothing like ass jokes to get the conversation going.

Interesting things to stick up someone else's ass. Or your own for that matter, if you like that sort of thing.

1. Yourself. There are those who seem to be disappearing up their own asses.

2. A flashing light. ( Insert joke here )

3. A mobile phone on vibrate. "I fell in the shower and for some reason my dog had dragged it in there and I must've fallen awkwardly 'cos now its stuck there." -Darwin Awards

Please keep 'em coming.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

Frequent Flyer miles. 4 Kelvin cosmic microwave background radiation. The Bauhaus school of architecture.

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