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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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On another message board site I read occaionally I saw a thread which was basically just one long sentence, started by one person and continued by everyone else, so I decided to try that here -- since this crowd seems the type who would probably enjoy that sort of thing -- to see where it goes, or if anyone is really even interested, though if they're not I'll be quite disappointed, especially since...

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"Old" is the old new.

1-24-03 3:37pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese **** porn

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... all small woodland animals must be roasted at 500 degrees faranheit, unless of course that you want to par-boil them in an eight quart pot, which would require...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

1-24-03 4:07pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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...higher amounts of the cationic surfactant ceytl-pyridinium to be exchanged onto to the clay surface, that is if you could get enough of it to stick, considering the fact that the Van der Waals forces between the alkyl chains have to overcome the repulsive forces of the positively charged quarternary ammonium mioety, which in turn off-sets the negative charge of the clay particle's surface, due to the isomorphic substitution of metals (silica for alumina, iron for silica) within the aluminosilicate lattice, a primary feature of this family of phyllosilicate clay minerals, in comparison to...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

1-24-03 4:44pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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beating them with a stick and just throwing them in the pot, thus...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

1-24-03 9:26pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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...pulverizing the bones, cartilage, and brain tissue, which is inadvisable because...

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

1-24-03 10:18pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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Animals have rights too, and we must not...

1-24-03 11:07pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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...neglect to remember that while we're roasting various members of PETA over a spit, just like we must not forget to use liberal amounts of A1, since they're usually quite gamey, owing to the fact that...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1-24-03 11:54pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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....animal rights activists spend the greater part of their lives in the company of feral animals, seemingly to protect them, but more often than not simply to vie for their sexual favours due to their innante misanthropy, which, is widely known, is the cause of their inability to relate to any species that has the ability to argue with them or speak for themselves and while this certainly doesn't make them inedible, the flavour of PETA members is slightly less "chickeny" than the flavour that cannibals have long professed that humans taste of, and this was of course documented by Eddie Izzard in a segment of his HBO special "Dress To Kill" and while that segment was not more than three minutes of the whole show, tops, three minutes is a long time because in three minutes, it is possible to....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

1-25-03 4:30am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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...skeletonize a cow if you are one of the deadly mutant land-piranha that roam northern Tennessee and have killed 32 people, including bother and sister Bobby Lee and Jenny Mae Sheridan, who were in quite a pickle because the rabbit died, which meant that...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-25-03 6:16am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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...the aforementioned PETA representatives were in quite a tizzy, which is quite funny to watch really, because PETA members in a tizzy are quite like chickens with their heads cut off, and that's not only ironic but...

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

1-25-03 6:40am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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...titillating, as many of them threw off their clothes and shouted, "We'd rather go naked than wear fur," in voices that resembled...

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I has a flavor!

1-25-03 8:10am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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...Gilbert Gottfried in the love-frenzied grip of a....

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What others say about boorite!

1-25-03 8:41am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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...mentally handicapped hippopotamus on speed, which you can easily purchase for a very reasonable price at...

1-25-03 9:19am (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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...K-mart, but you have to look for the blue light special otherwise...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

1-25-03 10:34am (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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You will be arrested under suspicion of being a terrorist, and you will be...

1-25-03 12:19pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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...given a sensual massage by Condaleeza Rice, who will then tie you to the bed, slather you with beef blood, and glide her hand down to your...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-25-03 1:04pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese **** porn

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... favorite installment of Final Fantasy, number six to be exact, a game which features naked dancing wombat-like creatures; but despite such peculiarities, the game is solid, except when it comes to some bad English to Japanese translations, such as the phrase that, in Tokyo colloquialism, means "friends of light and harmony", but was errantly translated into English as...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

1-25-03 1:34pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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..."thin sexual partners with nice sets of racks on them", which coincidently, in France, is the name of a rock band, whose trademark is...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

1-25-03 4:28pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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... a star, inside a piece of fruit, within a black hole, on top of the portwine stain of Michel Gorbachov, who recently was taken into custody because...

1-25-03 4:49pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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...he was caught stark naked outside the Today Show studio's shouting, "KATIE YUO LITLE HORE ITS TIME FOR UNCUNSENTOAL SEX SO I WILL RAPP YOU!!!" while dancing madly to the hypnotic beat of...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-26-03 6:22am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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...a...

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Dad was flammable | kajunfirefly@gmail.com

1-26-03 10:03am (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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Person in a purple dinosaur costume singing "I love you, you love me" until...

1-26-03 10:21am (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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...he is clubbed like a baby seal and you decide to...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

1-26-03 12:07pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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...crawl out of the gutter, brush yourself off, and flush the heroin out of your system with a bottle of Mad Dog so that you'll be presentable when...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

1-26-03 2:01pm (new)
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dommiel84
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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...the martians finally show themselves to you in their true form as...

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

1-26-03 6:05pm (new)
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