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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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... a band of travelling mexican gypsies with a bunch of fairy lights and a kite when suddenly you realise....

1-26-03 6:07pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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... life, being just a momentary respite from the void of a senseless nonexistence, is a precious gift, but is also hellishly short; thus we mustn't fritter away our brief period of sentience on petty, empty endeavors, such as spending all our time posting sarcastic messages on the forum of a comic strip site, but should, instead, make heartful connections with our fellow men, strive for peace, search for enlightenment, or, short of that, at least try and get Brazilian triplets into bed at the same time, recording the event with a digital...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

1-26-03 6:20pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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...etch-a-sketch and contemplating why clockwise is clockwise and not counter-clockwise and why the colors seem so intense and you realize that it's all meaningless and oh so full of meaning at the same time and you think that you're melting but you're really falling into the infinite timestream until you end up...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-26-03 7:54pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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...a...

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Dad was flammable

1-26-03 8:03pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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...flaming dildo on the path of self destruction which will ultimately...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

1-26-03 8:38pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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end, but not until...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

1-26-03 10:23pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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...you realize that the man standing next to you in the subway seems to have his hands frighteningly close to your...

1-26-03 11:00pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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...latest copy of Baseball America, which features a special countdown of the Top 10...

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I has a flavor!

1-27-03 6:18am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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.... baseball sluts of all time, a notable but less than celebrated part of the limelight focused on America's passtime who, like rutting sows in heat, have given their all to follow the legends of major league ball from town to town, blowing the players on the bus, organising gang bangs in the showers, running for Taco Bell take out and generally making life on the old baseball trail comfortable for the players, who, it might be noted, have a much higher level of STD's due to the fact that even the most hygenic of baseball sluts are about as fastidious as Andy's maw, who, by the way, was recently seen....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

1-27-03 7:48am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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... on another message board site I read occasionally where she saw a thread which was basically just one long sentence, started by one person and continued by everyone else, so she decided to try that where the crowd seemed the type who would probably enjoy that sort of thing -- to see where it went, or if anyone was really even interested, though if they were'nt she'd be quite disappointed, especially since...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-27-03 8:06am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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...the ...

1-27-03 8:16am (new)
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TheBlairZip
Makes a Great Meal

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...hummus ran out, due to the hugely frustrated mountain goat population, which typically try to run a 100 yard wind sprint under 4.3 seconds but fail miserably, thanks to the shortness of breath encountered from the 3-pack-a-day smoking habit (though normally not a problem) picked up from the elusive and wily Philipino, Bob, who can currently be seen...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

1-27-03 8:27am (new)
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theniwrenator
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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...jumping out of...

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I really am a fan.

1-27-03 9:15am (new)
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dommiel84
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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...fat whores wearing only...

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

1-27-03 9:49am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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...shoelaces, tied to their...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-27-03 10:14am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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.... nipples, a custom that, by the way, has it's origins in Bali Bali where the women routinely....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

1-27-03 10:41am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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...run around in circles wearing only shoelaces on their nipples screaming "Bali" incessantly at the top of their lungs, which when you think about it is a rather odd way to name a country, but they did it, which just goes to show you that...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1-27-03 11:21am (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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...just like in humans, metamorphosis in insects is controlled and regulated by hormones distributed by three major endocrine organs which are involved in developement through the larval stages to the pupa, and eventually to the emergence of the adult, which thence forward undergoes periodic molting; which, however, is controlled by an entirely different mechanism than in humans, you fool, and I really don't have time to go into...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

1-27-03 11:53am (new)
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ElTigreMask2K
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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.....the process of finding various virgins to gather and pray alongside, for in the moonlight everyone is........

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Menthol?

1-27-03 12:25pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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...a werewolf, with big, goopy droplets of blood dripping from their fangs and fur smelling vaguely of ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-27-03 12:33pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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... freshly washed babies, which, as everyone knows, is one of the basic staples in a normal lycanthropic diet, which also includes lamb chops, venison necks, American teenagers in London, and lightly toasted ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

1-27-03 1:37pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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...parsnips, which is unfortunate because most lycanthropes couldn't tell a parsnip from...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1-27-03 1:40pm (new)
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jools
Senior Comic Technician

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...a Wirthling, this has caused many accidents, with lycanthropes everywhere exploding in horrible fashion, spraying blood and...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

1-27-03 1:48pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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...causing grammatical errors such as the one made by jools in which he mistakenly thought putting a comma instead of a period constituted continuing the sentence, when in fact it's just a heinous error which could easily ruin an otherwise perfectly good run-on sentence, resulting in...

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"Old" is the old new.

1-27-03 2:38pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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...all of us beating the shit out of him and skull fucking him with...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

1-27-03 2:54pm (new)
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