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Mako_Man
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... were pointy as a Mongolian sword because of the freezing temperature up in Canada where eh is a word, beavers roam free, beer flows like an alcoholic beverage and...

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

1-30-03 4:49pm (new)
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israphael
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... men want me, women fear me, deer want to be me, and...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

1-30-03 4:55pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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....I'm worshipped due to my overly sized........

1-30-03 5:44pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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...crock pot, in which I often cook a tasty meal of...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-30-03 5:58pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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poontang pie-- do you smmeeellllllllllllllllllllllllll, what the Rock, is...

1-30-03 6:13pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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...shitting out his stupid ass after eating...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

1-30-03 8:34pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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...nothing but high-fiber crumpets for nearly two years, simply because of that silly bet he lost to...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1-30-03 11:56pm (new)
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theniwrenator
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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...boinky33, as they sat in his bathroom in nothing but sandals and began to explore each other's...

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I really am a fan.

1-31-03 7:27am (new)
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fuzzyman
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...Bibles, and...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-31-03 9:51am (new)
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crabby
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....shoulders while discussing the legalization of.....

1-31-03 11:42am (new)
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israphael
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... medicinal marijuana, speaking of which, I need to take some now, I feel a headache coming on, it one of those big throbbing ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

1-31-03 11:59am (new)
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Devin
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...hearts that you can buy at your local supermarket, though no one will dare to sell you a human heart unless you give them the secret handshake followed by the secret password:

1-31-03 12:03pm (new)
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fuzzyman
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"hemmoroids" very loudly so that everyone in the store can hear and the man at the pharmacy counter can offer you some Preparation H, a complementary colon probe, and a pack of...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-31-03 1:00pm (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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...pornographic Greek playing cards you bought your girlfriend as a joke but they only made her mad and she left you and then the voices came back and it was as if every waking minute had become like one giant run-on sentance in your head just constant throbbing...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

1-31-03 1:15pm (new)
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israphael
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... moist organs slamming away, c'mon guys, sex is not just a matter of inserting 'Tab A' in 'Slot B', in spite of what Masters and Johnson says (by the way, a friend told me a great story about Masters, it seems one day he is riding an elevator when a tall blonde enters, he sidles up to her and says, 'What do you say to a little fuck', she looks him up and down, then replies dryly, 'Hello, little fuck', no wait thats a story about Harlan Ellison, an infamously pompous science fiction writer, my bad), anyway I digress, the point I was making was that men and women ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

1-31-03 1:30pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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...have vaginas and penises that they use to...

1-31-03 1:54pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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...terrorize one another and scar each other emotionally for life, but perhaps that's just the voice in my own head talking again; the one that frequently instructs me to kill and kill again, which is something I can usually ignore but lately THE BLOOD THE BLOOD SO SWEET SMELL THE BLOOD has becoming a little more strident and sometimes I feel THE SCREAMS THE SCREAMS SO SWEET HEAR THE SCREAMS may not be able to hold back much longer, but I'm trying my best because Dr. Boinky says that in six months...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

1-31-03 2:29pm (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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...the therapy will be complete and I'll be able to go back to my job at the porno cinema but still I wonder why a cure for a mental illness involved so many examinations of my genitals, and heck, those episodes of Diff'rent Strokes they made us watch...it's like...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

1-31-03 5:19pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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...why is that title so sexually suggestive, and whenever it shows up on screen, why does the doctor like to slide his hands down his pants and...

1-31-03 6:07pm (new)
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lerolero
Stripcreator Newbie

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...pull his zipper up from the inside so that he won't hurt his...

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mushroom snake

1-31-03 8:28pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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....fragile ego which holds him down and keeps him from realizing his dreams of being a famous......

1-31-03 9:21pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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...guy who cleans up the pony shit at the fair, which takes many years training at...

1-31-03 11:06pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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....Harvard law which is highly over rated because it's infested with.......

2-01-03 10:54am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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...the concubines of Saddam Hussein, who enjoy walking their pet...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

2-01-03 11:35am (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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...flearidden babies that consume your soul and eat all your...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

2-01-03 11:39am (new)
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