Judgement time, suckas.
Originally, since there were so many good entries in this one, I was considering pronouncing more than one person as winners, and then watching the debacle of their having to work together on the rules of the next contest... but I'm too lazy to do that.
Anyway, boorite, gabe, Dan and ObiJean were all damn funny, but one person here took advantage of my weakness for self-referential humor, and netted himself a totally unexpected win:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 37: If all else fails, insult the judge']
Congrats, now you're stuck with writing the rules to #38.
I don't do enough pointless stuff.