Did anyone ever consider the idea of adding to the existing bank of characters thus allowing for more variety and less "me suck, sucky" jokes.

P.S. Me love you long time. $50 me sucky, sucky.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

What a gip! The asiangirls'll do it for five!

[Click to view comic: 'Tentacle Rape!']

This would have been easier with four panels..

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This is what would happen if we tried to change the default characters.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

That first one looks like my girlfriend.

Except she does it for free nowadays. Thankyou, Market Forces :-)

You can't replace the default characters. One crap joke would get swapped for a worse one. Not without bloodshed anayway. Maybe Brad'll retire them when the 1 millionth "Sucky Sucky" Joke's been done.

In 2004...

I wish it were different but...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.