[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Man vs. Machine']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

That comic is totally going to win.

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Dad was flammable

Damn you, Firefly!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'This strip is against the rules.'] But I had to make it anyway.

we have a winner

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Stay away from jokes about other SC strippers and forum in-jokes such as TOBOR, wirthling sucking, Cowboy Physics, etc. They're old, they're tired, and many of them weren't funny to begin with. So even though they're technically allowed by the rules, I will not find them funny. So you will lose.

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That last panel was too kinky for my taste.

But otherwise, it's really not that bad.

[Click to view comic: 'CC170: Office Despot']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[Click to view comic: 'Buffy the Volcano Slayer']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

how do you do that click to view comic link?

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call me cole,chevy,tobias or hawk

wiil work for staples

that's my comics name

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call me cole,chevy,tobias or hawk

[Click to view comic: 'will work for staples']

hows that?

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call me cole,chevy,tobias or hawk

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170 : Back To The Future Part 4']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Not the kind of Office Supplies we had in mind...']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

It's not that I don't know the difference between the two, it's that I can't spell. *hits self with dictionary* I feel shame.

Anyway, since I haven't completed my torture quota for the day, I present to you the rest of my crappy series. If anything is spelled wrong, I blame Spellcheck.

[Click to view comic: 'Drug Awareness Week, Part IV']

[Click to view comic: 'Drug Awareness Week, Part V']

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

Okay, It's time to pick the next poor schlep who has to run one of these things. You entered -- you asked for it. But first, the runners-up!

First of all, the Pretty Good Entry but Wrong Contest award goes to Zegota for The Pagan Winter.

The Oh, a Comic Purposely Breaking All My Fine Print Rules, How Absolutely Hilarious, I Certianly Haven't Seen that in Every Contest I've Ever Run, I Can't Get over the Ironic Humor, it's Just Brilliant, No, Really, I Mean It award goes to crabby for A great honor has been taking away from me and I am hurt. I get chuckles from that joke every time I read it! It never gets old! Hardy-friggin' har har. Oh, and another one for Unknown Eric for Strictly 4 Non-Compliance. I don't know how you guys can stand to be so brilliant.

The prestigious It Would Have Been Funnier without the "RRRAAARRR!" in The Third Panel award goes to Papier_Cliche for This strip is against the rules.

And of course the Comics I Liked:
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[*]wirthling's Because I Have Nothing Better To Do
[*]NeoVid's staples of humor
[*]kaufman's Genesplice
[*]mikeweeney's The Twist (Unhappy) Ending
[*]Bargaintuan's In Need of a Stapler
[*]jes_lawson's Dressing to the left (see attatchment)
[*]jes_lawson's Not the kind of Office Supplies we had in mind...
[*]Trippingbillee's I made a funny.
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Then the Comics I Liked Most:
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[*]Kajun's Stationery Wars, especially #4, 5, and 6.
[*]mikeweeney's Coming soon to a contest near you...
[*]ahrange's Drug Awareness Week, Part II
[*]Trippingbillee's Psychology Lecture.
[*]lara7's Office Despot
[*]Trippingbillee's Marketing IV
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And finally the Top Six Comics I Actually Considered for Winning:
Trouble in Paradise (The obligatory falling out) by mikeweeney
Max Hackerton, Boy Computer Consultant by itsclark
Kingdom Clone by mmyers

I couldn't decide between these three, which were just awesome:

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life.']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Broken Link']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Man vs. Machine']

But since 2 are Dan's, it seems only fair to declare
Big Evil Dan is the Winner. Sorry, Artemis, your comic was truly great.

Take it away, Dan.

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"Old" is the old new.

you're all just a bunch of fucking wankers. If I see you in the street, I'm gonna kick you right in the shins, buddy. No joke.

I AM JESUS

Did I at least get any bonus points for writing mine while getting over one of the worst bouts of the flu I've gone through in my life?

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Not the kind of Office Supplies we had in mind...']

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Three mentions! Suck that, everybody who told me I'm sort of funny, but not laugh-out-loud-win-contests-funny!

Aw, shucks.

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Sex Piano.

Because I didnt enter the Comic Competition here's one for you dragon
[Click to view comic: 'Jedi Knights of NI']

Like that joke was an Al original. It's older than he is!
I must admit I did consider a "never mind the shrubbery, bring us a stapler" treatment, but it never came together.

But for being such a good sport, I'll give you a special bonus too late entry:

[Click to view comic: 'Roger and the Genie']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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*tsk* *tsk* *tsk* Stealing jokes from Weird Al's "UHF"? Shame shame shame.
Though, I do use that joke once in a while.

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Oh, and another one for Unknown Eric for Strictly 4 Non-Compliance. I don't know how you guys can stand to be so brilliant.

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Well, it's an honor to be dominated. of course, it's a bigger honor to win, which I didn't. I still say "Perversions of Science" was pretty funny too, even though it didn't place.

I had this idea the other day but was too sick to get it in but here you go.
[Click to view comic: 'Lisa's diet']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.