[Click to view comic: '1984']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Uncle Tom's Cabin O' Love']

[Click to view comic: 'Fahrenheit 451']

Damn forgot Mengigo. I fear the ice pick sooo..

[Click to view comic: 'Fahrenheit 451 remix']

[Click to view comic: 'CC177: J.D. Salinger's "Franny and Mengigo"']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'The Crying of Lot 49 in 3 panels.']
Damn, forgot Mengigo. Umm, the scientist dude. Yeah... his name is Mengigo. Seriously.

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I has a flavor!

Uh, Achilles is Greek for Mengigo.

[Click to view comic: 'THE THREE-PANEL ILIAD']

And I made this pre-Mengigo.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'CC 177: Elizabethan Dieting']

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

[Click to view comic: 'Of Mice And Mengigo']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

A. Old comics may be entered in this contest.
B. All comics entered in this contest must feature a character named "Mengigo".
C. No comic created prior to this contest contains the word "Mengigo".
D. Therefore, this contest does not exist.

[Click to view comic: 'An Excerpt from Beckett's Endgame']

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #8 - A Low Pass Christmas Carol'](contest comic re-use... my CS professor would be proud)

[Click to view comic: 'The Lady or the Tiger'](technically a short story)

[Click to view comic: 'Walden in three hundred thousand panels']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

quote:

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A. Old comics may be entered in this contest.
B. All comics entered in this contest must feature a character named "Mengigo".
C. No comic created prior to this contest contains the word "Mengigo".
D. Therefore, this contest does not exist.

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Or the resultant jerky.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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Mediocrity at its most average.

So I blew the CC number ...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 178: More Scarlet Letters']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Tard Boy and Finkelman']

[Click to view comic: 'cc 177: Frank the Gay Bunny in "Naked Lunch"']

It's my first comic comp so please, be gentle. Or at least get me drunk first.

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Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and I'll just laugh at you.

Stop doing my book better than I do!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

To post a comic, type [[/b]comic]133226[/[b]comic] (changing the number as appropriate).

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'The Bible']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Gahahaha I crack myself up.
[Click to view comic: 'CC !// !!!!!!!1111111111111111111']

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f u

[Click to view comic: 'CC 177: Fucklestilskin']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Wow, there were a lot of good comics submitted. So many so that before I get to the honorable mentions and the winner, I feel that some people deserve “So You’re Not Going To Win But You Still Get A Crappy Award Anyway” award for all the five minutes they put in. Yes.

The Most Obscure Book To Make A Comic Out Of Award goes to kaufman for “Kernighan & Plauger: The Elements of Programming Style.” Like you didn’t see that coming.

For Most Disappointing, the award goes to namgubed for “Follow the Bouncing Sandwiches”. You let my hopes up and then crushed them down. Like a sandwich that was sat on.

*handing out the vodka* dear alienpantsyndrome, congratulations on winning the It Would Have Been Better Had It Actually Been Frank From Donnie Darko Award for “cc 177: Frank the Gay Bunny in "Naked Lunch".” May it take you to new heights. Like to a Blockbusters.

Pun-delicious title award goes to kaufman for “Beckett To Me!”

Best attempt at trying to work Megigo in because they fear my wrath award goes to Aero God for their Fahrenheit 451 comics. I probably won’t come visit you at 2 AM.

It would be only more hypocritical to let a non-compatible comic win, although there were good ones. Which is why I am giving the Non-Compatible But Funny As Hell Award to evil_d for “Walden in three hundred thousand panels.”

And last, I am giving a very special award to one person. ObiJo, you should feel lucky that you are receiving the first ever ObiJo What Were You On And I Do Want A Complete List Award for “Beopoop” and “Books I've read the last couple of months (Mengigo).”

Ok, that aside, let’s get on to the honorable mentions:

“Tom Clancy”-Aero God
“CC 177: Please don't throw bombs at me”-Zegota (zing!)
“CC177: Don't think about your books when you're tired.”-naz_ghul
“Uncle Tom's Cabin O' Love”-Aero God
“CC 177: Elizabethan Dieting”-naz_ghul
“CC 178: More Scarlet Letters”-kaufman
“The Bible”-ObiJo

And then the ones I truly liked:

Huck Finn on the Lame-spankling
The Crying of Lot 49 in 3 panels.-UnknownEric(your strip said it all)
The Princess Bride-kaufman

And now the ones I not only liked but thought should win:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 177: Childrens books, Where's Mengigo?']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 177: This would have been more credible than ressurection']
[Click to view comic: 'CC177-Jack and Jill as told by Stephen King']

This was really hard because I thought all three of these were exceptional. However, one had to be picked to be the winner. And to the person who didn't win, although I found your strip(s) incredibly funny, I must say that

[Click to view comic: 'CC177-Jack and Jill as told by Stephen King'] wins the contest.

Congratulations mmyers! The next contest is all yours!

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

Thanks for the honorable mentions, ahrange. Glad you liked them. :)

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Wow. 2 honorable mentions and a special award. Mwahahahah. Soon I shall be a winner....maybe.

Congrats to mmyers and make a good contest:D