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But then again no one speaks American or Canadian either.
You'll be speaking American when we take over the fucking world!
Dude, we already speak American. BBC Radio 5 (national news/talk/sport radio of UK FTTDK) has taken to saying "I guess" at the start of every sentance they say instead of "I suppose"
51st State - it's not just a shitty film.
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There are no American Restaurants either.
American cuisine? No such thing.
Right! It's American food. Cuisine is for faggots.
America invented hamburgers, pizza, and Mexican food.
Ha ha ha! America invented Irish bars as well - own up.
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There certainly are Belgian forces, just look up the Rwanda scandal, where Belgian forces roasted little Rwandan boys over a fire (In defence they claimed they were merely "playing" with the boys and intended no harm).
They also pissed on the corpses of dead Rwandan soldiers.
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Sick fucks! I'll bet they were French! And they just blamed it all on this so-called "Belgium."
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And what about Football? What kinda stupid name is that for the most boring sport ever.
Do they play it with their feet? No.
You foreign fool! Try playing American football without your feet! YOU CAN'T!
You can but you would just get beaten by about 30 points all the time.
Will the French purvey ANY heinous lie to propagate the myth of Belgium? According to the AMERICAN HERITAGE Dictionary, a ball is "any of various rounded, movable objects used in various athletic activities and games." Football is played with a ball alright!
Maybe he was talking about the Belgian version where you take it in turns to kick each other in the balls? That's the most fun game they have the poor Stella drinking bastards...
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Now we know we can't believe ANYTHING said by someone who tells us there is such a country as Belgium!
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Anyone I'm off to eat Dinner know, you're probably having breakfast so I'm way ahead of you.
I'm having supper right now: 4 cans of Olde English.
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Bone app a teat, you buttery Belgian bastard!
I tried that once but the cow kicked me.
Devin... Scouts?
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