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I've been to Belgium. It's not a myth, the country exists.
Sure. They put up a bunch of NOW ENTERING BELGIUM signs and pay a bunch of actors to go around saying stuff like "bien sur, we air een Belgium, a ggghhreal place, alggghhrrright!"
Belgium is just a toll plaza in the suburbs of France. The only off-ramp with its own ambassador to the UN. It's a continental truck stop. The Denny's of Europe. You may think you've "been to Belgium." I myself have been to "The Magic Kingdom." Or have I? Could it be the whole thing was a painstakingly engineered illusion? That the "kingdom" was really an elaborate stage set in the middle of a parking lot in a swamp? That it was all kept running by armies of minimum-wage teenagers scuttling through tunnels underneath our feet? Think about it.
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