Entry 1:

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

The better the medicine makes me feel, the worse my jokes get.

[Click to view comic: 'CC184: Whose Lion is it anyway?']
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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Extend the deadline.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 184: It's Ironic Because It's Crap']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC 184']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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Crap, I meant to make him say: NOT the lizzie maquire movie!

You're too late. The truth is out.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

10 points to Weasle for his non-sequiteur doctor.

40 to Kaufman for Extreme Twister and the colon mockery.

23 to Its for his IQ test.

120 to Scyess. Taylor, heh.

10 more to Its for recycling one punchline and making it funny.

6 to skaboy, one for each gag.

Minus five to Governor, for getting me to extend the deadline to Sunday.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Ryan Stiles']

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Sorry if it's been done, I haven't read all the entries yet.

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Heggo.

17 points to Governor for Minority Report, just because I think agreeing with the majority is a sign of low intelligence.

And 2 more points and teh win to Scyess, for large quantities of teh funneh.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAD SEX WITH NEOVID FOR NOTHING!

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Ryan Stiles

--CC 184: hahahahahahha

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Woo! With another CC victory, I'm well on my way to that $40M movie deal, I can smell it.

New contest Monday, or whenever I think of something, whichever is sooner. (Let's all hope the latter is sooner.)

And a note to boinky -- I guess we know which one of us is better in bed.

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"Old" is the old new.

ARGH! Don't let Scyess win! He always comes up with those complicated-ass contests!

Geez... it's one thing if you want to rip off Callahan comics, but do you really have to enter them in a comic contest?

Oh. That'll be where I saw that. I thought it was familiar...

Well, shit. I'll just have to think of something original for the next one.

Congrats, Scyess.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Neovid said he faked his orgasms with you.

Not an entry of course, but I forget which thread this was in response to ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown