Happy late-birthday, Chicka.

Hope you are doing good.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Yes, happy birthday to the one with the breasts.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Thanks, dcomposed, but it's not my birthday.

Now we sit and wait for boinky to say something about "How it isn't his birthday" or something like that.

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Holy good god he posted that RIGHT before my post. Directly before it. His post wasn't there when I read this thread.

You are too predictable, boinky.

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meh.

Chicka has already received my present, I treat my prom Queen well.

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Dad was flammable

A peek under your kilt is not a present.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yeah, it's more like a really funny joke.

It's clearly a gag gift.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

She did gag, slightly, so I eased off.

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Dad was flammable

BOOYAH!

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eat pie, and curry too

In the spirit of always cut and pasting 'Candle in the Wind" for all occassions, here you go. Strip creator in the Wind by mmyers and Elton John, and Bernie Taupin

Happy Birthday, Chicka,
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your comics

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a Strip Creator in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the new CC's set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a newbie
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Happy late birthday.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That is the most touching thing anyone has done for me.

Now make me cake.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

Does covering myself in icing count as cake?

Cos it's starting to harden.

seriously.

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Dad was flammable

How about a biscuit instead?

ugh....but who's gonna be the biscuit?

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Any cake that I had a hand in making probably wouldn't be worth eating. How about a bowl of cereal? You like cereal, right? Let's see, I have Captain Crunch and another box of Captain Crunch. And since it's your birthday, I'll even open up the newer box. In fact, cereal for everyone. Woo-hoo!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Can I have the prize?

You are the prize.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That's unsettling.

... which is good, because Cap'n Crunch is sold by weight, not volume, and some settling may occur.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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That's right, I forgot that he's Cap'n Crunch, not Captain, I guess so I won't get confused and think he's really a member of the armed services.

Sorry Boinky, I read this too late and just ate the Cherry Airheads for a snack, but never fear for there is still the other box.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Happy Birthday. God bless you.