This is just a contest, a normal everyday contest, only you haven't won anything to get the honour. Read every comic cup that's happened before, it all comes down to a majority vote, the whole point of the MYSTERY cup is that no-one knows who anyone else is.
For example, if it were Devin Vs Fuzzyman, there are some people who would be biased towards letting Fuzzyman win, I'm not saying they'd do it deliberately, but if they had no idea who they were voting for, it'd be purely based on the comic.
The fact that the only person who knows who we all are is ALSO the ONLY judge in this contest makes it even worse, right away by picking these huge holes in your idea I've set myself up to be booted off by your own personal politics.
As for this insane rule whereby discovery of your true identity will result in getting eliminated, with SC's user tracker thing on the main forum page it'll make it easier to figure out who is who, also, how strong are your morals? How do we know that you wont let slip some information to other users?
Who the fuck are you anyway?
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