Well it took 120 contests but yet again I am in charge.

Welcome to...........BATTLE PLANET!
Your goal while staying on battle planet is to be funny. And also to be judged on a points based system.
You can earn points through these catergories:
A MAXIMUM of 20 points for using only kaddar characters.
A MAXIMUM of 20 points for using only dexx characters.
Up to but probably NOT 50 points for making a comic containing no fewer than 12 words but no more than 18.
A MAXIMUM of 35 points for making referece to a space race.
10 bonus points for making a 5 comic series. No more than 5 no less than 5.
-25 points if your name is devin or punkrockskaboy
A MAXIMUM 15 points for taking a character I use in my comics and bringing him into your 5 part series. The characters use in a single comic will not gain you any points. He MUST be used in a series.
A MINIMUM 15 points for making your comic a love story. The more over the top it is the more I'm going to laugh and the more points you will earn.

While the catergories show the MAXIMUM number of points you can receive for each given rule if its not funny I'm not gonna give you any points for it. Whoever has the highest point total wins. Use as many or as few of the catergories as you like. However, the more categories you use the more points you're likely to get. The most important thing is to be funny.

Judging will be Sunday night around whenever I feel like it.

Oooh this looks like fun.

I offer my congratulations to kaufman in advance.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Just because I'm already forming an idea? Give it time; others will have better ones.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Huzzah!

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All Your Banned Users Are Belong To Stripcreator.com

Who would name their baby punkrockskaboy? I have it on fairly good authority that the stripper who goes by that handle has a completely different name. Now whether or not his name is "Devin" is left as an exercise for the interested reader.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I am WAY too lazy to pull this one off (and, judging on the results of the last two contests, nowhere near as funny as I think I am...), so I leave it to the genii in the crowd (ie, kaufman, Scyess, etc.) to make me laugh. Do it, ladies and gentlemen! Make me laugh, dammit! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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I has a flavor!

Bastard. Just for that, I'm entering my entire collection, so there!

[Click to view comic: 'In da club pockets fullah dhmub got my mind made up']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

My standards for judging whats funny aren't very high. It doesn't take much just look at any of my comics. I'm very easily amused.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 188: Just An Old-Fashioned Alien Love Story Comic']

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

[Click to view comic: 'Space Farm, Baby (Ep 1: Broken Haiku)']
[Click to view comic: 'Space Farm, Baby (Ep 2: Telestory)']
[Click to view comic: 'Space Farm, Baby (Ep 3: Food For Thought)']
[Click to view comic: 'Space Farm, Baby(Ep 4: Prelaunch Lifeform Selection Process)']
[Click to view comic: 'Space Farm, Baby (Ep 5: Our Hero's Triumphant Return)']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'CC 188: Star-Crossed Lovers']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'The Human Race']
[Click to view comic: 'Rocket To Me']
[Click to view comic: 'Vacuum-Packed']
[Click to view comic: 'Episode IV: A New Dope']
[Click to view comic: 'Split Decision']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

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President Evil CODE:Monica I'm not competitive. In fact, I'm the least competitive, so I win.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 188: The First Ever Space Race']

[Click to view comic: ':q! quit without saving - part 1']
[Click to view comic: ':w! write override read-only - part 2']
[Click to view comic: ':23 go to line 23 - Part 3']
[Click to view comic: ':i insert - Part 4']
[Click to view comic: ':/ find - Part 5']

[Click to view comic: 'The True story of the Fantastic Four']
[Click to view comic: '3.0 Four']
[Click to view comic: 'The Human Torch']
[Click to view comic: 'Invisible...Girl']
[Click to view comic: 'Ben Grimm is the Thing: excelsior!']

This was almost so nerdy that I didn't enter it, but if you know the story, who's more nerdy, hmm? OK, me.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Just Love Part 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Just Love Part 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Just Love Part 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Just Love Part 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Just Love Part 5--The End']

[Click to view comic: 'CC:Land Of Dexx:Mr.Crabby and Mr.Boinky33']
[Click to view comic: 'CC:Land Of Dexx:Michael Jackson & Death']
[Click to view comic: 'CC:Land Of Dexx:LUV!']
[Click to view comic: 'CC:Land Of Dexx:True Love']
[Click to view comic: 'CC:Land Of Dexx:Ending With Moral']
I once used all KADDER character
I once used all DEXX characters
There was love
And you a character was in it
WHOO!This may have been my weirdest comic series yet...

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I mean this in a Non racist,sexual,or threat to kill your family way!

"Woodow" is, of course, your "Woodrow" character.

I'm consistent with my typos, at least.

[Click to view comic: 'CC188: Woodow In Love - 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC188: Woodow In Love - 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC188: Woodow In Love - 3']
[Click to view comic: 'CC188: Woodow In Love - 4']
[Click to view comic: 'CC188: Woodow In Love - 5']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

LET THE JUDGING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!

Zegota: Used only kaddar and dexx characters but not just the kaddar or just the dexx so I'm giving you 10 points for that. 48 words=no points.No space race=no points. None of my characters=no points. Mildly amusing love (sex) related panel 18 points. Total=28 points.

attitudechicka: no kaddar no dexx=no points. 27 words, clever 1 point. Great! Mention of a space race 17 points. no my character=no points. Vauge love related story 19 points. Total=37 points.

MaxPayne: Used only kaddar and dexx characters but not just the kaddar or just the dexx so I'm giving you 10 points for that. IMO an awful reference to space race, you've insulted to in a way I didn't think possible. But you mentioned it 2 points. 16 words but not particularly funny words 13 points. Love story=debateable but I'm going to give you the 15 points. no character of mine=no points. Total=38 points.

umfumdisi: 5 bonus points for making a 5 part series. Used only kaddar, GREAT! 20 points. No real mention of space race but definetly spacey 12 points. I didn't count but frm the looks of it some of those 5 were between 12 and 18 words 27 points Love story? 15 points. Total=79? points.

I've lost interest in this.
Drunken boats was great I liked Dan's. I expected more from kaufman but still a cut above most. Fuzzy you confused me on the woodow thing but ok. mmyers I loved it six panels and you would have probab;ly won no doubt. GREAT! I LOVED IT!!!!!! But it needed one more comic. I blame myself but still great job. MDMM
I don't even know what to think.

Winner=kramer. Wow way to mimic my style with scary accuracy. I commend you and award you this particular contest.

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Hurrah! Thanks Crabster. New rules up shortly.

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attitudechicka: no kaddar no dexx=no points. 27 words, clever 1 point. Great! Mention of a space race 17 points. no my character=no points. Vauge love related story 19 points. Total=37 points.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®