CC 42: He died with his boots off by kaufman 7-09-01

I'm so ashamed, Doctor. Is there anything that can be done? As a matter of fact, there is. I'll just write you a prescription for a new medicine called Viagra. Dosage of 250 milligrams? What a tiny amount! I'll just change this "mg." to "kg." before getting it filled. Mrs. Wirthling? This is Stripcremator Funeral Home. We've tried everything, but we can't get that fat grin off your husband's face. I'm afraid you'll have to go with the closed casket ceremony.

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The Smoking Manholes send Wirthling to his Maker on wings of flatulent cacophony.

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What others say about boorite!

I changed my mind. Anyone who made more than one comic is going to be shot.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gabes gonna shoot me, but oh well:

wirthlings wirthless will by crabby 7-09-01

Well I'm glad I finally finished writing my last will and testiment. I'm required to be here by the rules of this contest!!!!!! Oh how sweet wirthling left me a small asian girl!!!!! Oh how sweet wirthling left me his favorite ass humping donkey!!!!!!! Why did wirthling leave me, Wilfred Brimley all these nude photos of himself!!!!!! I'm disgusted and slightly aroused. WILFRED BRIMLEY JUST THE MAN I WAS LOOKING FOR HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO COMMERCIALS FOR WASH AND WAHS MILLENIUM WASH!!!!!!!

Thanks, boorite. That is the funniest thing I've seen in days :- )

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

CC 42: WASH AND WASH INTELLIGENCE LOSS!!! by BigEvilDan 7-09-01

Finish this sentence: Wash and... ...WASH MILLENIUM WASH!!! FUCK YOU DR. PEDANTIC!!! YOU'RE A SQUIRREL, DAMMIT!!!!! It's exactly what I feared. You've caught crabbitis. You'll be a babbling idiot in a matter of days, I'm afraid. Thanks, Doc. Any idea where I can get some cheap cyanide pills?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

What's with this "Millenium Wash" stuff?

Dr. Light must not have been paying attention to my latest ramblings!!!!!!

I can also use cheesy catchphrases.

Catchphrase # 29532342 by Dr._Light 7-09-01

So I told him...THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG! What?

That catchphrase is your new God!

I decided that since noone wanted DrPedantic to be a squirrel that Dr. Light could be the squirrel!!!!!

wirthling gets knocked down but he gets up again..then falls by crabby 7-09-01

THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG! You know I don't think that catchphrase is gonna catch on. I have to go back to the doctor to make sure my ear infection is getting better. I DON"T SUCK DICK!!!!! Go to WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH!!!! Now theres some catchphrases that I can see people using. Well i better go to the doctor now. So doc is my ear all healed now? Well your ears all better but that nail you just hammered into your head should kill you.

Oh and by the way I think I'll be sticking with the god I have now.

Wirthling the wise by crabby 7-10-01

wirthling finds himself lost in the country side..... I doubt any of us are going to get out of here alive. Oh, you should never doubt what no one is sure about. He died from an allergic reaction to clown sperm. He was covered in it! You killed wirthling!!!!!! And so shines a good deed, in a weary world. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Wow. So many worthy comics to choose from. But I can only pick one. So the winner of this contest is he who has shown us that it isn't the quality of your comics that matter, but the quantity.

CC42: One of my worst ever!!!!! by crabby 7-07-01

well wirthling is dead!!!! How sad, but at least he'll be reincarnated as whatever he wants!!!!! Oh NO I'm a donkey!!!!! I've been screwed by being turned into the thing I most love screwing!!!! Hey look heres a donkey to screw!!!!!! Please be gentle. No can do!!!! I'm into hard-core donkey sodomy!!!!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Lowpass Equivalent of a Mercy Fuck by gabe_billings 7-10-01

Did you hear? Crappy won the latest comic contest. Holy shit! Say, what's the weather like down there? Funny you should ask. It's about ten below and snowing.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

HOLY SHIT I WON!!!!!!

I hate you, Milkman Gabe.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

That's our Gabe.

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What others say about boorite!

Thank you, thank you. This is a great step forward for disadvantaged youths everywhere.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

When one refers to "disadvantaged youth" one usually considers the phrase to describe young people in financial or emotional need, as opposed to those who are disadvantaged by being born with only a brain stem.

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