If you two knuckleheads are the same person and crabby just happens to win the next contest we're going to sick Tobor on you.
It won't be crabby that wins the next one. It'll be crabbysgirl, or some yet uncreated identity. He might be a sociopath who enjoys the attention that monopolizing the contests and forums can gain him, but I don't think he's as stupid as he pretends to be.
If one of crabby's identities wins the next one (and we'll know), I move that we mutiny and recreate the contest with whomever gabe SHOULD have chosen in the last contest.
I am a delicate ****ing flower.