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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

At least I don't recycle the same word 3 times.

Crabby's Latest Fetish by Drexle 7-12-01

HEY MAURA, YOU DON'T LOOK SO WELL TODAY! DIDN'T YOU WASH AT MILLENIUM WASH? Actually, crabby... I -don't- feel so good right now... I have cramps from hell, and my head just doesn't stop hurting... OH! IT MUST BE THAT TIME OF THE MONTH, ISN'T IT? Could you please not shout so loud? Sorry... well, you know what they say: "THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG!!!" HEY! Where are you going!?

Yeah, this one *is* kinda twisted... even by my standards.

Well it's time for CC 43 to finally come to an end. There were many fine entries, lots of funny ones and one from Andy_R that was terrible. However, there can only be one winner and here it is:

Phrase Wars by Dr._Light 7-12-01

WASH AND WASH MILLEINIUM WASH!!!!! THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG!!!!!!!!! YUP, I WIN. DON'T YOU AGREE DR. PEDANTIC? PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

Good Work, that was the meanest comic I've ever seen. Get to work on some rules for the next one Dr. Light!!!!
I thought NastyPopes was alot funnier but he lost points for calling me a newbie when I have 3 times as many posts as him.

Anyone else have this suspicion?

Clinical Diagnosis, courtesy Dr. Pedantic. by Drexle 7-13-01

Schitzophrenia: An enduring psychosis that involves failure to maintain integrated personality functioning, impaired reality testing, and disturbances in thinking. WASH AT WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH!!! Common features of this illness include delusions, hallucinations, and flattened or inappropriate behavior. Dr. Light is alright in my book!!!! AND I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!! Other features may include "clanging" speech, that consists of meaningless rhymes. THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG!!!

Yahoo! Serious.

Shit, I love saying that.

Anyway, I will remind everyone that if you type in all caps for the next contest, you will be shot.

If you two knuckleheads are the same person and crabby just happens to win the next contest we're going to sick Tobor on you.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It won't be crabby that wins the next one. It'll be crabbysgirl, or some yet uncreated identity. He might be a sociopath who enjoys the attention that monopolizing the contests and forums can gain him, but I don't think he's as stupid as he pretends to be.

If one of crabby's identities wins the next one (and we'll know), I move that we mutiny and recreate the contest with whomever gabe SHOULD have chosen in the last contest.

Sirs?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I agree. You should call me sir all the time.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I've been telling you people!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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I thought NastyPopes was alot funnier but he lost points for calling me a newbie when I have 3 times as many posts as him.

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So Dr. Light, and by that I mean crabby (or do I mean Dr. Pedantic?), when does the next CC begin?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dr. P's evil plan by Spankling 7-13-01

Dr. Pedantic mulls things over with himself. So my little invention has met with some success. I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!! Of course he doesn't. He doesn't even exist. But *umf dig wank* Dr., we need more notoriety! You must continue our reign! Yes Spankling. That is why we invented Dr. Light! On with the show!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yeah, post the rules, fuckass!

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What others say about boorite!

Oh, and please look with favor upon my entry.

Thank you.

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What others say about boorite!

I apoligize to all for opening up this can of worms. I thought it would be amusing. Which it is... Sort of. Kind of like bowel cancer is amusing.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That's ok, Gabe. We're not "punishing" you. We don't think you're a "bad person" or an "asshole." We don't want you to "go fuck yourself."

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What others say about boorite!

i didn't want to do this, but DexX made me
sorry in advance
please don't let me win, i wouldn't be able to think of three rules to annoy you as badly as crabby's did...
them's some pretty big shoes to fill, and i don't wanna try

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

We'd also accept entertaining rules.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Dr. Light has to hurry up and post some rules!!!!!
Also all you conspiracy theorists out there I am not the same person as Dr. Light. Even though we were created by the same all mighty entity, we are in fact two different individuals. My comics are also way to funny to be compared to Dr. Lights.

I can assure you, the next contest will be too hard for Crabby, or Dr. Pedantic for that matter.

BTW, I was searching the comic list for Dr. Pedantic and I found nothing, just a shitload of Dr. Light. Does this guy even make comics?

I rest my case. They are one.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I think it's easy to see now that Dr. Light and DrPedantic are the same person.
crabby however is an entity all his own. I think I should be haunting someone instead of being an invention of someone. I think I'm better suited for haunting. Like the Phantom of the Strip Creator or something. I think spankling should look into this when he updates his theory.

Well, the next CC is up. I suppose I can't allow Spankling to win, since he's me and all.

That's an interesting question. Someone should put it in the FAQ.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!