CC 195 - Order Up by Whimsy 7-07-03

Ma'am... don't yell. But I thought you said you didn't need heat lamps because your food was fresh! I thought you were getting it ready! Ma'am... that's it. You come in here every day, order the same thing, and throw the same fit. Once and for all, we *don't* *serve* human! B-but... I want my baby burger... Don't worry, miss. Mark there was lying. You just need to learn to be more assertive. I'm Betty, the new manager. Hi... does this mean I can finally get my kids meal?

The last two fast-food-place strips kinda confused me, so...

CC 195: Community Service (15) by KungChiFu 7-07-03

Now I'm working for a huge squid. But at least it's a job. What the hell, bitch? What are you doing here? Wait, I can explain, this isn't what it looks like... Good, because it looks like you're holding out on me. No, no. I'm just, you know, doing community service. Them court orders are a bitch, ain't they.

Bah.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Sorry, I'm late, the hamster who runs my CPU died and I had to get a replacement before I could boot up.

Anyway, here are the comics I liked best:

Trippingbillee #6
Whimsy #7, #14
codehappykid #8
Bargaintuan #9
choadwarrior #12

And now, for the SUPER SECRET RULE. That rule is... I liked all the comics, and I can't decide. The first of the five best entrants listed above who posts to this forum is declared the winner.

GO!!!!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CC 195: Burger Surprise (16) by Chi_The_Cynic 7-07-03

Well, since you're here... would you like something to eat? Whaddya got? Beef burger, chicken burger, lamb burger, ham burger and burger surprise Oh, I'll have a burger surprise, please SURPRISE! TOBOR WILL BURGER YOU NOW!!! Hmm, I guess I won't be needing this carrot, then...

Aww shucks, does my entry not count, even though I must've posted it just as you posted your SECRET RULE?

Bah and humbug.

It's me, Bargaintuan! I WIN!

Me?

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Sex Piano.

Alright!

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Sex Piano.

Aw, shucks. But hey, congrats :)
I'll win the next one maybe.

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HALPUU!

You know, for some cash in my paypal account, you can be sure.

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Sex Piano.

So, unless not_scyess says so, I'll be starting up another contest later tonight.

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Sex Piano.

DAMMIT!!! So close!!! *sulks* I'll wait until next time, then. *begins plotting deviously*

That sucks. I was on my way to class. :-P

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.