Wow, tons of rule breaking in there, either too many comics or didnt follow the haiku 5-7-5 rule close enough, or geeky no sex, or sex but not geeky. Most were very funny though. For meeting all the requirements and having a great inuendo to boot the winner is UnknownEric
Are you saying I didn't meet all the requirements? Damn you! Damn you to Hell!
Okay, I feel better now.
...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.