Okay, I know I said Saturday NIGHT and not Saturday afternoon, but I'm going to see the Mendoza Line in DC, so judging has been moved up a couple hours.
You guys crack me up. Seriously. After kaufman's opening salvo, I thought, "This is really good. Nothin' can beat this one." Then everyone else made me laugh too.
But, in the end, I'm giving the win to il_schmucko, for use of a pun involving the word "blintz" in 199d: One day at the pastry shop.
il_schmucko, Contest number 200 is yours. Enjoy.
I has a flavor!