used to be the 10 minute rule where i went but then i dont think it appliees on this timescale

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And the winner is... crappy!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That was a joke. We should probably give him until this evening before we revoke his authority. If nothing has happened by this evening we can all mutiny. Or have a seance and call the spirit of our dear, departed ObiJo.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You know he's going to start a new contest. So who REALLY won so we can start CC45.5?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i choose to not go into mutiny cuz he actually felt it worth the bother to post a laff at my entry

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Dammit skagg, you've thwarted our mutiny attempts twice, and I'm not going to let you do it again! Now off the plank with ye!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

So now what, Dave?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I say we all meet on ship out in international waters and have one of those cool martial arts ultimate fighting championships to determine the winner. I've got dibs on drunken-wombat-style.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I call on power of the banana slug!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Smoke another one, boys.

By the way: I win.

Mine was funny.

Love,

bunner

aka the Sock Monkey

"ook."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I call on power of the banana slug!

You are all powerless against my bung fu. This style was made famous in the movie "Crouching Donkey, Hidden Sausage." Lucky for you that I didn't enter this comic contest or else all your asses would be mine.

I'm not gay. Really.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sorry guys, the site was down. No one was more pissed than me.

Here is the winner:

CC 44 - Narf by gabe_billings 7-14-01

...8...9...10. You're it! Look, this is gay. If we're gonna play hide and go seek we need to do it somewhere bigger than your closet.

Hehe. Honorable mention to the Wonder Dong though.

When they find out that you're simply trading the contests off between yourself and all of the characters you've created on here, gabe, your behind is gonna look like Swiss cheese.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Why am I talking to myself?

Love,

bunnerabb

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm passing this off to boorite, who should have been the real winner of CC 42.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

quote:

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I'm passing this off to boorite, who should have been the real winner of CC 42.

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Why, thank you!

I shall post rules forthwith, ASAP, PDQ, ROFLMAO, 4Q2.

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What others say about boorite!

I call on power of the banana slug!

I practice "Bang Wa" style, which translates to "rooster in the grip of a conniption fit."

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What others say about boorite!

I am of the Glock Fu school. It loosely translates to: "Sit the fuck down before I autograph your ass with a clip of 9mm's."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I prefer .40s.

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What others say about boorite!

Only if they're Schlitz Malt Liquor.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Or DD

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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I'm passing this off to boorite, who should have been the real winner of CC 42.

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Your silence said so.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well excuse me, the site was down.