You mean that little billionaire with all the charts who ran for President?
Yup! What I wouldn't give to have HIM as our President!
So you're saying a dead guy is better than Trump?
Maybe Abe was right. I wonder what MIGHT have been?
Ya'll got a minute? Looky here! I got this hum dinger of a chart that'll prove folks would be happier than a "queer in a bag o dicks" if'n I got elected!