Black Conservative leader, Herman Cain, has died from Covid-19!
Oh crap...I know what THAT means!
So Jane, tell us a bit about him.
He's BLACK! What else do you NEED to know?
I mean about how he'll be memorialized!
IF he was a Liberal he'd have gotten a minimum of a week of ass kissing by everyone from the Pope to Al Sharptongue to Bill Clinton, plus a week of 24/7 media adulation. "IF"!