Back during the dot com bubble in the early 2000's I was playing with online trading which was still pretty novel at the time.
I thought it was hilarious to put in an order for 10 million shares at $0.001 a share. But 3 months later I suddenly found I owned most of a bankrupt company.
By the time I liquidated the warehouse and paid the lawyers and sold the domain name to Petsmart there was nothing left but a sock puppet.
After all these years, he still uses me to jack off !