OujiLizard  

Yo, kid. Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Fuck you, dude. I'm not a chicken.

I was just joking, bitch. Don't get all outta shape over it.

You don't know me. You don't know what kinda chicken shit I went through in my life.

Shut up and turn around so I can bang that sweet ass of yours! Wark!

Take me home, daddy.