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Most people have a devil on their shoulder influencing them to do bad things, and an angel on the other shoulder counteracting the devil...
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| Do you really think I should steal Chen's credit cards and run up a major internet porn bill in his name? | |
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| Yes. And, when you're done doing that, you send an anonymous email to his boss so he gets fired so you can take his job! | |
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However, Russ only had a devil.
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| But, what if he doesn't get fired? Then what? | |
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| Then, you kill him with a pick axe, assume his identity, cash out all of his savings, 401K's, IRA's, stocks and bonds, and gold coin collection. | |
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(No wonder he spent half his life in and out prison before dying of AIDS at the young age of twenty-nine.)
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| I'll never get away with it. I don't even look Chinese! | |
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| By the time they figure it out, you'll be on a beach in the Dominican Republic having unprotected sex with herion-addicted Haitian lady-boys. Trust me on this. | |
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