Son, just because you're at a party with your school friends doesn't mean that you don't have to watch your manners. I don't like some of the language I've heard you use today.
Sorry Dad. I just get a bit excited when I'm with my friends. Can you give me an example of something I said that you found inappropriate?
Well, I heard you tell your friend that you were going to hold him down and rub your dick against his face. That was extremely uncalled for.
DAD! Fuck, I didn't mean that! It's just something kids say. Like, "Do you play Fortnite" or "Who's Monica Lewinsky?"
I saw the two of you kissing shortly after that exchange.