Wow. Already celebrating your one year anniversary. It's crazy how time just flies by when you're hard at work.
I've enjoyed my first year with the company. The work has been fulfilling and I really enjoy my coworkers.
Great. That's great. Anything else you'd like to share before we get into your review?
Not that I can think of right now. I've just really enjoyed working here.
Ok, I think you're doing awful and you're truly lucky to still be employed here. I'd fire you, but I'd rather not do the paper work. We're going to give you a 2.5% raise. Keep up the good work.