crunchyfish  

How'd the case go? Did you nail the bastard?

Well, no. I'm sorry.

But that creep even left that letter in my mailbox. He's been stalking me for months.

Yes, but the defense had a good case.

What do you mean? That letter was full of threats to my well-being!

Yes, but the jury was VERY sympathetic to the fact that he dotted all the i's with smiley faces.