Son of a bitch. I probably should have kept a diary.
You probably should have spent less time watching movies and sniffing white out.
Remember when we got lost in that cavern with those creeps chasing us and we found the pirate ship?
That was the Goonies. I remember you got lost in K-Mart once and shit yourself because you were scared.
I'm sure as hell not writing about that.
You should. That was funny as hell. Especially when they wrapped you in the garbage bag and made you wait in the manager's office for your mom to come pick you up.
