maddog00

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Ok. I'm not so new anymore. Still don't be too harsh. I is teh winnar on BTC 14. Yay. I got honorable mention in CC180 and CC251. Counts for something, right? And here's my B-list awards (one day I'll win the big one): FTC31: Most Ironic Award FTC32: Truth award & Aaaauuh FTC33: Most Ironic & Psychic FTC34: TOBOR & Ick FTC39: TOBOR & Use of Cliches FTC41: Bronze & Silver Crabby says for CC241: "Very well done series. My favorite line was the "Too Italian" line. Very good stuff!" For being good stuff, I didn't win. Oh well. Whoever voted for me...thanks!

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CC192: My two sons

by maddog00
6-20-03


	I can't believe it! Grandma's dead! What are we to do?


	Simple. We spam...I mean, inform the Swiss and a Mr. Kaufman of our loss.


	Why? We're not even Swiss. And who the hell is Kaufman?


	Well, I thought it'd be funny. It'll be like the punchline of a joke.


	Really?


	Her life Swiss over. She had her last kaufman.

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