dEaR sANtA, I wUD LikE A KOol Toy SpaCE RaNjUR For XMAS. Iv BeN A goOD gURl AlL YEER. Yer FRenD, mArY
Dear Mary, nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How 'bout I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write?
