r2_d2
stripcreator donor

pm : info

As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

Men vs. Women, Part I

by r2_d2
7-07-05


	Why on Earth do you need so many identical red shoes?


	*They're not all red. These are burgundy, these are wine, and these are vermillion.*

Later That Evening ...


	Did you really drink all this booze?


	*It's not booze. This bottle was burgundy, this one was wine, and this one was vermouth. Two* can play at your little game.**


	Hey, tomorrow, could you go out and buy some turpentine-coloured shoes?