All comics by JasonP

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
A girl in her bra and Panties is caught by the cop
Go away Jerk
Mam im writing you a ticket
when she finds out she is really embaressed
What For Officer
Indecent exposure
He gives her a warning
Please Sir i wont do it again
ok mam ill give you a warning

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
Neal is gonna ask this chick for sex this is not for children
Hi hottie
Hi there handsome
Zoe says ok
Wanna have sex with me in my bedroom
ok you suck my tits and lick my pussy
they go at it for hours
ok if you suck my dick
ok sure why not how big whoa 12 inches

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
A western comic
This Town Aint big enough for the 2 of us you varment
Yeah what ever man i was here first dag nabit
the second cow boy challenges him
You challenging Me
If you want an old west shootout fine
they decide it best not to fight and they become freinds
Howbout we share the town man violence is not the answer
You know something your absolutely right violence is not the answer with violence we get no where

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
God Sends Michael to warn satan
This is ultimate punishement you be evil you come to see me HA-HA-HA
Satan how dare thee try and sned good christians away from god You i shall slaughter you when the time is right
Michael shows satan his true strength and satan is hurt
HA-HA He thinks he can beat me let him try that fool Michael the ArcAngel he threw me from heaven but he wont beat me this time
With Gods help i shall kill you satan i did it once i can do it agian you are bad and christans should trust god not you Slams his sword in the face of satan
Michael gives a final slash of his sword and destroys satan once and for all Though satan is powerful god is most powerful of all let this be a message to all christians God Loves us all
Ouch that hurt but i shall kill him see to it
Satan in the Name of God i tell you to get behind me

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
A young girl is in front of the priest and is confused he asks if shes born agian
Have you been born agian young girl
What have i what how can i be born agian
She is afraid she thinks good will turn her away but he loves all
Been Born agian have you ask Christ to be your god and your savior if not its simple really you just ask him in prayer
No sir I am afriad he will turn me down i have too much evil in my heart
she takes her priests advice to be continued
God loves us all no matter how much we have sinned just ask him to heal you and he will
I should do that before it is too late right ill do that to night thank you father

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
she ask god to cleanse her see panel 2
Dear God My father in heaven I have sinned agianst you i know you died for my sins and i thank you please cleanse me and make me new your name i pray Amen
God appears
What who are you
I am god
God reassures her she is saved
You are am i saved
My child you are saved the minmute you accept me in to your heart i always will love you no matter what

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
This is a 2 part part comic first hes a gekk then see
If another Geek comes up to me and asks me out ill scream
Hi there will you go out with me your hot
he bribes her will this work find out
I dont Know you look to geeky to me your not my type sorry
Im super smart i am a whiz at math and any subject ill do your homework for a year
well thats the geek part see what happens next time
I said No so Stay a way from me geek
You are the brattiest girl i know id never date you anyways it was just a dare

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
she shocked
I wish a nice tall guy would ask me out
Hi there hot stuff how about a date what you say
she asks if hes in a mafia he says no and hes right
Your handsome and Tall you in a mafia
Who me nah babe why the hell would i be in a mafia
so it was no rejection after all haha im funny
The trench coat makes it seem you re in a mafia would you go out with me
Nope i just like trench coats actually im a dective and id be honered to go out with you

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
read this comic if you think god doesnt forgive all sins
God is all knowing and all loving and he can and will forgive all your sins if you ask and repent he will forgive you
A gangster asks if he can be forgiven
If you admit your sins and tell god with a open heart your sorry and you truly meean it he will forgive you
I kill people and i do drugs can god forgive that
the priest shows here that he can forgive all
Uf you are truly sorry and ask god for forgivness he will forgive you it says so in the bible

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
a satan worshiper asks about forgiveness see what the priest says
God forgives liers, murderers, cussing,stealing,even adulters
I am a satan worshiper can god forgive that
you haved to want to be saved from evil is what the priest says here
Of course god will forgive you you must truly be sorry and asked and want to be saved from evil
final part says the sin god can not and will not forgive
God is true to his words and will forgive if you ask and truly believe that he will forgive you

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
you see the unforgivable sin in the last panel
You all want to know what sin is unforgivable
we get there coming up next
the unforgivable sin is
Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is the sin god will not forgive
The one sin God will not forgive is Blasphemy of the Holy spirt that is the one sin that will not be forgiven

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
Another poor unforturininte soul you shall feel my wrath
Dude dont you know it aint Halloween yet man so take off that silly coustume man
this is no costume you fool the name is death and im gonna kill you
Ha im not scared of you so go away before i put a cap in your ass
I made a mistake sorry dude wrong guy
Dude its cool G get your facts straight man

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
These arent habbos but hey its the best i can do and the message is there Habbo is the coolest anyways
hey want some free credits
Im not sure man it says in the habbo fan sites there is no such thing as free credits
This is the best i got ok but it still styill presents a good message
Thats what they want you to think i have a program that can give free credits
There is no such thing and if there were you would be banned because that is agianst the Habboway
i will continue for part 2
All i need is your pass word and ill put the creditds in your account
No way all you will do is scamm me im reporting you now so good bye scammer you broke the habboway

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
the brunette is the hobba ok its the best i got
I am in trouble now
I heard you tried to scamm someone is this correct
The hobba caught him in a lie and banned him
mam no thats not i never did that
You lier we have a log your now perminetly banned from the hotel good day to you dont try to create a nother habbo your ip is banned
Later that day when he tried he was shocked at what he saw
what oh my gosh they banned me dam
you have been banned for breaking the habbo way

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
bad rep of jesus but best i can do
I am the son of god and King of the Jews
You say that your the king of the jews the son of Gid Answer me
he asks agian and gets the same answer
I told you i am the King of the jew wjhat more do you want
you know i have the power to release thee or kill thee so answer me are you the messiah
Next will be pontious adressing the crowd
i have given you my answer
if that is what you say then i shall not question it

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
Its a joke i heard so bare with me
I think ill go play in my neighbors yard even though mom told me not to
Yes Boy do that that is what all people do go on now
UHi did nothing
Why do you always disobey me young man
Does he listen
I have told you time and time agian to stay out of the neighbors yard
Yes mom i know

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
I know but i cant help it Satan tempts me what shall i do mom i need help
Next Time he tempts you say in the name of god Get thee behind me satan
she builds a fence and it work for a week
Jerimiah come here now
Yes mom
THats Funny the little boy said satan pushed him through the hole
Did i not tell you to get the behind me satan next time he tempts you
I did mom and he went behind me and pushed me through the hole in the fence

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
Have you seen the show about Bill Cosby its cool
No what is called
The Cosby Show watch it man its on Nickat Nite its Funny
What is it about
Well its About a guy Named Bill Cosby hes a docter and his wife is Lawyer its really funny wattch it
I will watch it it seems cool

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
College is Like a total Bummer have you seen my new room mate she like freaks me out
No why does she freak you out
She wears all black and acts totally weird she is freaky
She doesnt seem bad just a tad weird
Last night she was listening to some heavy metal and had it way to loud i was trying to study
Ok well i need to study i hope things work with you and your roommate

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
Have you seen Yugioh if so you must have seen when Joey only had monsters in his deck
Man Joey you cant win a duel with only monsters in your deck
Yugi what do you mean
Grandpa can you teach me to play duel monsters
Why certianly Yugi ill teach you
What do i Do grandpa
you need a deck so here take mine

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
What do i do Grandpa
Each duelist starts with 8000 life points
and i draw 5 cards right
Yes Yugi thats right but you must also trust in your self and in the heart of the cards
ok and you have monsters magic and traps right if i get you to 0 i win right
thats right and just remeber to read your cards

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
Who are you
Who am i Who ami as if didnt know Seto Kaiba
Did you destroy my grand fathers blue eyes
I did so i would have the only 3 Blue eyes
Lets Duel
Fine Let us Duel

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
Ill go first draws 1 card Ill Summon my Dark Magician
Haha ill summon Battle ox
Dark Magician Dark Magic Attack
Bammmm

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
Your turn Egotistical Manic Kaiba
Fine Yugi ill summon my 3rd Blue eyes
Haha Go yugi
yugi wins by summoning exodia
I have drawn my last Card Exodia Obliterate
I guess loose how did he get exodia

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
I need to study and i cant with your music that loud
Ha i dont care about you or anyone else
Some way to get respect
Who care about respect
then this will be a bad year for us both
AS if i care no one cares about me anyways

 

by JasonP
12-16-05
Yugi receives a a package
What who sent this
Industrial Illusions
Its from Pegasus
Wait Doesnt Pegasus own that
I think so why would he send you something
I guess he wants me to particiapate in his tournament
Can i particiapate the price could be used to help my sister

 

by JasonP
12-18-05
This is how i felt after my ex and I broke up
Why Clare Why you leaving me
John we are through and you know why
these are just different names
If i knew the answer would i be asking you
You told another girl you loved her more than me and i was right there
Continued in part 2
Babe that was a Joke come on now dont leave me
You dont joke like that John and i hope your room mate chews you out to

 

by JasonP
12-18-05
Part 3 is with me and my new Girl friend Elisha
John Listen to me why was Clare Crying earlier
I told another girl i loved her with her standing there
He knew it was coming
Dude thats wrong totaly wrong you dont do that to a girl man where your manners
yea your right you know i never should have done that thanks man
i meat elisha for the first time
Hi my name is Jason whats yours
Elisha you semm very nice

 

by JasonP
12-18-05
They talk and talk
Ill never hurt you like your old boyfriend did guys like him will do it agian and agian
its True this is the 3rd time hes done it you seem like a good guy
Elisha Become his Girl friend
Thanks Baby you and i were made for each other
you seem like a christian man ok ill be your girlfriend
They are now boyfriend girlfriend
I feel god wants us together what about you
I feel the same way as you

 

by JasonP
12-19-05
This series is for Jeff Foxworthy
If Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain? You Might Be a Redneck
If you have ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a watertower to defend your sister's honor? You might Be a Redneck
IF youre in prision and use your one phone call to check on the Race? You might Be a redneck

 

by JasonP
12-19-05
If your mother in Law has ever said come move this tranmission so I can take a bath? You Might Be a RedNeck
If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade? You might be a RedNeck
If you have ever financed a tatto? You Might Be a RedNeck

 

by JasonP
1-22-06

 

by JasonP
1-22-06
This comic starts with the guy at the counter of the mafia. RThen someone walks in an wants a job
Hello and welcome to +l[RE]l+.
I am looking for a Job>
So he reads the chalkboard and does as it says
For a job read whats on the chalkboard.
ok ill read what it says
He finishes read and asks if they pay
Now do as it says
OK i shall do as it says. But do you pay?

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