All comics by Silverbolt

 

by Silverbolt
7-19-07
Be wary of online blind dates...
Hee hee, this guy is so kinky. I bet he's wild in the bedroom.
Want to meet up sometime, sweetie?
...for while they might appear fun at first...
Sure. Let's meet tomorrow. I'm going to rock your world.
Oh yeah...I'll show this girl the time of her life. She'll never know what hit her. Cuz I'm da pimp MASTA!!!11
...they rarely live up to your expectations.
So you're saying what goes where, now?
Bye.

 

by Silverbolt
7-19-07
Roleplaying your actions is always the best thing to do in a tabletop PnP RPG...
I am Cthulhu! Master of R'Lyeh! I will ravage your sanity, mortal!!!
I do not fear you, spawn of the Elder Gods. My cause is true and my sword is strong. No matter what obscenities you plan, I will STAND and I WILL defeat you!
...but it's an anti-climax when all your good roleplay goes to fuck...
Pretty intimidating monologue he's holding there...
So go back to your Sunken City, vile one. I will not let you tread upon these holy lands that I am sworn to protect. LEAVE! NOW!
...because of a lousy roll on your skill check.
I'm going to devour your mind now.
Shit.

 

by Silverbolt
7-20-07
Greetings, fledgeling. I have Embraced you in Darkness and are now a vampire like myself, a child of Caine, cursed to walk the Earth until your Final Death.
The blood is our curse. Our passion. Our only desire. You will need blood to feed. Shelter to hide from the sun. You will need protection from the other sects and clans. But most importantly...
...you will need this set of d10s that I will sell to you for a low-low price of 5$ including tax. Cash only, please.

 

by Silverbolt
7-20-07
*Excuse me...wtf are you doing?
Hehe, one more Deckmaster poster up. Julio will have a tough time getting fans to his concert if all his ads are covered with...
¿Excúseme... wtf son usted que hace?*
*Magic: The Gathering? I play it since I was little. I adore magic cards. Do you have mana?
Julio Iglesias? Umm...I'm advertising. It's a game you probably never heard of.
¿Magia: La Reunión? La juego puesto que era pequeño. Adoro tarjetas mágicas. ¿Usted tiene mana?*
Hooray! I can play Damnation at long last!
Then let us do battle like two magi!
¡Hooray! ¡Sé jugar el Damnation finalmente!*

 

by Silverbolt
7-20-07
'Sup?
Satan, how many times do I have to tell you, you're NOT allowed in here. We banished you aeons ago when you sought to rise up to God's throne, remember?
Who? I'm not Satan! My name is, umm... Lucius de Ferro. Yeah, that's it. Can I come in now?
...go away, Satan.
No hablo inglés.

 

by Silverbolt
7-21-07
Wow, man...this is some hangover...I hope I didn't do anything stupid while I was drunk...
Oh my GOD! A murder scene! And...what's this? "You have been admitted to college..." WHAT???
Sir...what happened here and...what the HELL are you doing?
Step one in my own twelve step program to quit drinking. Leave me alone.

 

by Silverbolt
5-01-08
I just want to be friends.
I love you!
Bitch, you on crack?

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